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  • GSD_L0VER
    GSD_L0VER Posts: 54 Member
    once ate a tree for breakfast
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Wears a helmet in the bedroom to role play
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    wears knee pads in the kitchen while playing Doctors :open_mouth:
  • GSD_L0VER
    GSD_L0VER Posts: 54 Member
    only passed her driving test because she flirted so outrageously with the driving examiner. He passed her.
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    lol!

    he was the driving instructor :joy:
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Still wears his yellow LiveStrong bracelet every day, in spite of Lance Armstrong's fall from grace.
  • GSD_L0VER
    GSD_L0VER Posts: 54 Member
    hasn't moved since that day she did the splits.
  • grooszeczka
    grooszeczka Posts: 113 Member
    Hate to ride a bike but his mom made him
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    This pic isn't really her. In real life her name is Nadia, a burly female shot putter who holds Polands shot put record.
  • ilknurmfp
    ilknurmfp Posts: 80
    He licked his elbow
  • grooszeczka
    grooszeczka Posts: 113 Member
    @sdfrcf‌ Hahaha, made my day!

    She is one of Hugh Hefner bunny, for real!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    they have smurf outfits that they like to dress up in after midnight :blush:
  • ilknurmfp
    ilknurmfp Posts: 80
    She can't sleep before sniff her smelly socks
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    she stole my smelly socks for her own purposes.... so I no longer can sniff them :scream:
  • kxbrown27
    kxbrown27 Posts: 769 Member
    Once smoked pot with Willie Nelson on the roof of the White House.
  • ilknurmfp
    ilknurmfp Posts: 80
    Lol! She wears her socks 3 weeks... And don't wash them.. So she has more socks and whatever if I stole one
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    lol doesn't have a profile pic
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Chases the postman everytime he walks by!
  • sheltered16
    sheltered16 Posts: 478 Member
    Dances randomly threw story singing
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Eats her boogers!
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    JackKopCh wrote: »
    Chases the postman everytime he walks by!
    :open_mouth: I actually do sometimes! :joy:

    wears 30 pairs of socks to give the illusion they are wearing snow boots!
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Is all about that "life"
  • determined_ella
    determined_ella Posts: 4,354 Member
    sits beside me discussing quantum physics also how we can go into space naked! :blush:
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    Doesn't love me
    determined_ella wrote: »
    sits beside me discussing quantum physics also how we can go into space naked! :blush:

    That may be a lie but it's a beautifully constructed lie! And I love it! And we should do this!
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Sleeps on a stack of twenty mattresses and can still feel the pea at the bottom.
  • Building_Bulk
    Building_Bulk Posts: 20,596 Member
    Is really an ex-crime boss currently living in witness protection after turning on her twin sister and claiming she was her.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Is really an ex-crime boss currently living in witness protection after turning on her twin sister and claiming she was her.

    You trying to blow my cover? People already wonder what a Jersey girl like me is doing in sleepy St. Augustine, Florida.

    @sdfrcf‌ trained SEALS...not in the Navy...at Seaworld. Taught them to balance balls on their noses and toot the horns.
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    ate all the shnozberries
  • ilknurmfp
    ilknurmfp Posts: 80
    Talks to the mirror and laughs at his own jokes
  • joshua3179
    joshua3179 Posts: 2,882 Member
    ilknurmfp wrote: »
    Talks to the mirror and laughs at his own jokes[/quote
    If you could quit asking my mirror about all my secrets that would be cool! That dang mirror can never keep its mouth shut! Lmao

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