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mattyc772014

My Little Pony sheets are on her bed in the background.

Stoshew71

Has been ignoring his wife for 12 weeks to fix the picket fence outside.

deucemon69

Was a roadie for Rupert Holmes. Doesn't drink Pina Coladas to this very day.

Spnneil06

Wants to kidnap Mattyc's dog!

mattyc772014

Has a nickname for each of her biceps.

Atarahh

Italian diplomat

Spnneil06

Hates being alone. Carries a stuffed animal around just in case she finds herself that way.

mattyc772014

plays the pots and pans.

AgentOrangeJuice

is a terrible person that no one likes on MFP

Archerychickge

mattyc772014 wrote: »

My Little Pony sheets are on her bed in the background.

(Nope, Those are rubber sheets under great-great grandma's hand-made quilt.)

Is designing a line of rubber My Little Pony sheets for his own bed.

mattyc772014

Is really not messy in bed.

Archerychickge

Let's the dog lick crunchy peanut butter off of his abs.

mattyc772014

@AgentOrangeJuice‌ still plays with Star Wars figures from the 70's

Stoshew71

mattyc772014 wrote: »

@AgentOrangeJuice‌ still plays with Star Wars figures from the 70's

It's not a doll. it's an action figure.

Spnneil06

Loves to snuggle with his childhood blankie.

mattyc772014

Practices her ax throwing with her new boyfriends.

ajnb88

Hates dogs with a passion.

mattyc772014

Son of Sonny Crockett

decy63

Knows where the bodies are buried.

AgentOrangeJuice

Doesn't want a cheeseburger.

Spnneil06

because he told them where he buried them.

Go_Mizzou99

Logs coffee as water

OUCHilly1

Plays acoustic guitar with Bone Orchard

Stoshew71

She will make sure all you *kitten* behave or else she will go down on town on you fools!

mattyc772014

heard he makes coleslaw in the nude

Stoshew71

he eats my coleslaw

ladybird_502

Has perfect 20/20 vision

mattyc772014

cant make a cup of coffee

JackKopCh

Allergic to dogs

Spnneil06

turns into a dog at night.