Post a lie about the person above

ole232323

You're a professional rodeo clown

Misshodge64

Use expired coupons

ole232323

Doesn't wear underwear....ever

kershaann

Is scared of clowns!

ole232323

Lol I really am afraid of clowns...
She's obsessed with twilight

Simone_Erasmus

She's the real Alice!

assthetikk

loves horse meat

nickyhilsdon86

Has stick on tattoos

jrline

He has a Hello Kitty Tattoo

Spnneil06

That beard is a glue on one.

nickyhilsdon86

She wears wigs

Spnneil06

He shaves my head when I am sleeping so I HAVE to wear a wig.

determined_ella

is keeping the local squirrels hostage in their attic.... she's using them to collect her nuts

engr57

Clever as the Devil and twice as pretty

Spnneil06

Doesn't know what a lie is.

merlewalton

Spnneil06 is ugly as hell

MaxPower0102

Thinks Moby Dick is a venereal disease

deucemon69

wears Chuck Norris PJs

4ever420

Takes life waay too seriously

assthetikk

puts up nudes as mfp profile pic when everyone is sleeping

Stoshew71

puts his shirt back on as a profile pic when everyone is sleeping

ilfaith

Snuck in to enter that race at the last quarter mile and still finished third.

Spnneil06

Thinks working out is a waste of time.

Stoshew71

Does hardcore HIIT every morning followed by 10 miles on the elliptical

mattyc772014

Splits wood in the backyard by hand!

Spnneil06

he comes to my door with an empty pizza box because he wasn't to roleplay, I don't have enough money for the pizza, I need to pay for it another way.

KelARita7

She really doesn't even like pizza

4ever420

Is always using her body to get free stuff

FabulousFantasticFifty

That story is actually true, except she's delivering the Pizza! She does it with her Hottie neighbors all of the time!

MaxPower0102

Asked me to do the 'popcorn trick' at the movies