Post a lie about the person above

assthetikk

tried to become a mod here by bribing all mods with her noodz

wedge421

That back is fake as *kitten*!

LaLa_Ventura

He enjoys golden showers from recovering alcohol addicts. That's not wine in that glass....but you didn't hear it from me.

islander_2013

wow...lol

assthetikk

well that escalated quickly

msh0612

LMAO.... I don't even know what to say anymore. hahah

islander_2013

i'm at a loss...lol

LaLa_Ventura

Too much? .... lol

islander_2013

nah..its all good..quite the imagination though..lol

LaLa_Ventura

Oh. I wasn't going to change it. I just wanted to know. ......

carolinagirl543

***giggles and more giggles lmao

msh0612

she knows because she is a recovering alchoholic

carolinagirl543

She knows because she was my roommate at the clinic

assthetikk

she just went and threw all the wine bottles in the dumpster

carolinagirl543

He tried to stop me and yelled "Quit wasting my $80 bottles of wine"

LaLa_Ventura

Lol. I've always strived for a alcoholic handicap. I can even finish two glasses of wine before im sleep.

Go_Mizzou99

She is an insomniac acolholic

assthetikk

didnt have to replace his wardrobe with smaller clothes

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Never shows his face because he's on America's most wanted

assthetikk

never shows her face because her noods are all over google

47Jacqueline

Has a balance problem

Oops_Myhaloslipped

Is a very unhappy person

francesmarieg

Drives a leopard print VW Beetle

Oops_Myhaloslipped

She's a twin

Papatoad194

twists heads off barbies when she thinks no one is looking

slimgirljo15

Had a collection of bones and dried body parts hanging in his basement

emilee974

She owns a whorehouse and tries to corrupt all the young girls on MFP

be_patient

Enjoys drinking kitten blood to the tunes of death metal

Misshodge64

NOT PATIENT AT ALL

Spnneil06

is actually 64 years old!