Post a lie about the person above

MB_Positif · September 2013

has got NO LEGS!

NormInv · September 2013

has filled out his About Me section

Stump_Likker · September 2013

he danced to Lady Gaga in his office today

MB_Positif · September 2013

eats the most boring food on MFP....that was for Norm.

For Nutter...has been arrested for being absolutely gorgeous!

Timshel_ · September 2013

The church called and asked me to mention that the sacrificial wine is a sip to be symbolic and not an open bar type thing.

Thanks.

42hockeymom · September 2013

Wears his undies inside out

mrphil86 · September 2013

Obviously HATES hockey!

Timshel_ · September 2013

Loves all thing Betty Crocker. has custom made apron with name on it.

Naina5 · September 2013

Has a thing for Betty Crocker

Phoenyx78 · September 2013

Pink is NOT your color :P

Laurenluv · September 2013

is already beside herself excited about the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

Lovesthings · September 2013

Is Betty Crocker. Or is it Betty White.... I forget, But definitely one of those..

TheRealOrson · September 2013

Doesn't actually love things.

Lovesthings · September 2013

Killed the real Orson & stole his identity

MB_Positif · September 2013

Never wears cute dresses!

43932452 · September 2013

Went to get the purple dinosaur celeb aka Barney's autograph.

PaleoChocolateBear · September 2013

Once wore a Redskins jersey just to get angry sex from her husband

kershaann · September 2013

likes to lick his toes when no one is looking

tamsim70 · September 2013

She licked MY toes when no one was looking.....lol

Jacwhite22 · September 2013

Once got a gerbil stuck........not between her toes.

K_Serz · September 2013

Doesnt like Beavers

Jacwhite22 · September 2013

Doesn't like roosters

odusgolp · September 2013

loves boobs.

parys1 · September 2013

Has fleas

Jacwhite22 · September 2013

Doesn't like tacos

capnrus789 · September 2013

loves the tickler

tomomatic · September 2013

That hand was actually super glued to his face 15 years ago. His other hand is super glued, too. Don't ask where.

Alex_is_Hawks · September 2013

the beard hides a lack of personality

calibriintx · September 2013

Is a prude

43932452 · September 2013

Is really Jared of Subway fame!!

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