Post a lie about the person above

MB_Positif

has got NO LEGS!

NormInv

has filled out his About Me section

Stump_Likker

he danced to Lady Gaga in his office today

MB_Positif

eats the most boring food on MFP....that was for Norm.

For Nutter...has been arrested for being absolutely gorgeous!

Timshel_

The church called and asked me to mention that the sacrificial wine is a sip to be symbolic and not an open bar type thing.

Thanks.

42hockeymom

Wears his undies inside out

mrphil86

Obviously HATES hockey!

Timshel_

Loves all thing Betty Crocker. has custom made apron with name on it.

Naina5

Has a thing for Betty Crocker

Phoenyx78

Pink is NOT your color :P

Laurenluv

is already beside herself excited about the 50 Shades of Grey movie.

Lovesthings

Is Betty Crocker. Or is it Betty White.... I forget, But definitely one of those..

TheRealOrson

Doesn't actually love things.

Lovesthings

Killed the real Orson & stole his identity

MB_Positif

Never wears cute dresses!

43932452

Went to get the purple dinosaur celeb aka Barney's autograph.

PaleoChocolateBear

Once wore a Redskins jersey just to get angry sex from her husband

kershaann

likes to lick his toes when no one is looking

tamsim70

She licked MY toes when no one was looking.....lol

Jacwhite22

Once got a gerbil stuck........not between her toes.

K_Serz

Doesnt like Beavers

Jacwhite22

Doesn't like roosters

odusgolp

loves boobs.

parys1

Has fleas

Jacwhite22

Doesn't like tacos

capnrus789

loves the tickler

tomomatic

That hand was actually super glued to his face 15 years ago. His other hand is super glued, too. Don't ask where.

Alex_is_Hawks

the beard hides a lack of personality

calibriintx

Is a prude

43932452

Is really Jared of Subway fame!!