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Whitens her teeth hourly0
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Think I look sexy when i do the meat dress dance.0
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She has a closet full of rubber sex toys and a collection of porn that stands 6 feet high.0
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Danny_Boy13 wrote: »She has a closet full of rubber sex toys and a collection of porn that stands 6 feet high.
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Stole all of my sex toys and sold them on Ebay0
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Bought her sex toys back0
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Sneaks over to my house to smell my anal beads0
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He leaves them out for her on purpose.0
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Dresses up as Darth Vader on the weekends0
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Is about to strangle that puppy0
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Fakes his orgasms0
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Likes to braid my nipple hair0
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Uses his nipple hair as floss0
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braids his pubic hair0
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Tar and feathered his own mother0
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Watches me braid his pubic hair and coaches me0
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Never tells a lie!0
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An apprentice pubic hair braider0
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Won "Sexiest Woman Of The World" after submitting this photo!0
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We break up every day and get back together every night.0
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She's just using me for our fabulous Sexy time!
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Is a shy retiring type0
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Smokes 10 packs a day.0
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Only wears glasses to look smart0
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He wore my best hat, and went shopping in it0
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Hid her best basques so I couldn't go shopping in them!0
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Got that crown from Burger King0
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Need you Name badge from McDonald's0
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English is his fourth language.0
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Thinks body language is overrated0
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