Post a lie about the person above

slimgirljo15

The star act in a vegas night club

tibo1783

Hates the word "cat" and punches people that say it around her.

Que3nC

Recently received a scalp transplant, because he was going bald. His new scalp is from a gangster named Morty.

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tibo1783

Is a robot actually named Johnny 5

47Jacqueline

Is in love with an Amish girl on Frum

ilfaith

She lies about her age to get senior discounts...but she's actually 36.

Yogi_warrior

she ate all my bacon

Que3nC

Hangs out with older people to use their senior discounts

tibo1783

Runs marathons in her bikini.. No shoes

aesthetikk

loves to massage the feet of all the runners after a marathon

Que3nC

likes to steal peoples shoes and sniff them, and that's why I don't have any.

bigmac2054

was going for a snack when someone took her pic

tibo1783

Owns 17 Mcdonald franchises

Que3nC

Is secretly the oldest person on earth but had aged miraculously by only eating one thing.... sponges.

aesthetikk

likes to make nude portraits of homeless men around her block

tibo1783

Is the Oracle --- knows everything, communicates directly with the agents to help us "humans"

Que3nC

Only takes the elevator nude.

tibo1783

Is the Queen of Cambodia

Cindy4FunFit

Only knows that because she does it along with him. For science, she says. Just to observe she says.@Que

Above: is her King

tibo1783

Goes streaking every Tuesday night at 3am..

suzreen

He actually thinks flattery will get him nowhere.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He's always wearing a Hello Kitty Disguise when in public!

urloved33

Wears mens briefs

kjm3579

Wears Hello Kitty underwear

FabulousFantasticFifty

Likes to photobomb college girl's selfies ;p

kalin73

Looks like Sally

FabulousFantasticFifty

Lol!

Is Hideous and never gets dates!

kalin73

Has ugly legs

Alisontheice

Climbs trees on Sundays