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    • Posts: 3,974 Member
      Wants to audition for Dancing with the Stars
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He was my partner on Amazing Race, season 5. We went out on the "scale a skyscraper in Abu Dhabi" challenge, due to his extreme fear of heights.
    • Posts: 865 Member
      She stole my boyfriend. >:)
    • Posts: 20,596 Member
      Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.
    • Posts: 865 Member
      sdfrcf wrote: »
      Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.

      lmbo!
    • Posts: 865 Member
      enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
    • Posts: 20,596 Member
      edited April 2015
      kbxiii wrote: »
      enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
      Seriously how did you know? Lol

      Is really a dude who is currently serving time in the State Prison for selling powdered sugar as cocaine.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He's an undercover cop who bought powdered sugar from kbxiii, in a sting called "Operation Snowman". (Note the earmuffs he's wearing in his profile pic)
    • Posts: 23 Member
      She can run a 5 minute mile.
    • Posts: 419 Member
      Seems to outrun even @suzreen when I'm chasing her...
    • Posts: 4,267 Member
      Is a ventriloquist
    • Posts: 2,430 Member
      He used to be ranked in the top ten of professional surfers worldwide
    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Has a harem of nubile young beauties ;)
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      she's never had a sip of alcohol in all her life
    • Posts: 1,445 Member
      She loves me.
    • Posts: 9,611 Member
      Writes things he thinks are lies but really hopes and knows they are the truth

    • Posts: 269,456 Member
      Apparently he is hated by every one....his friends all say he is a total ahole :)
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Steals mens' hearts...

      ... keeps em all in a large vat in her basement marinating in tequila and lime
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      It's Tuesday but still wearing same underwear from Saturday
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited April 2015
      Is angry with me for wearing his underwear for so long...



      ... again this week.
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      Sneaks into peoples back yards on laundry day and steals from their clotheslines!
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Is missing several quite frilly underthings...
      ... and refuses to visit me to cover the ransom
    • Posts: 18,948 Member
      Has brown streaks on his undies
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      edited April 2015
      Noelv1976 wrote: »
      Has brown streaks on his undies
      ... well... actually, your undies... (and yes, all the way up to the waist band, both back and front)

      Enjoys the advantages of running on ice and snow-pack. Since the effective-caloric-distance on ice is often magnitudes longer than the physical distance, he can easily get a 5-mile-equivalent run in on his way to the chow-hall.
    • Posts: 2,455 Member
      He's the mayor of a small town in New Mexico. It was a close race between him, a cat, and the incumbent who was deceased. He won, and has vowed to clean up the town. Apparently, there is a lot of underwear stealing from the good citizens' clotheslines. He WILL get to the bottom of this. Stan's the man!
    • Posts: 195,832 Member
      She's Stan's Campaign Manager
    • Posts: 284 Member
      She used to be a Madam.
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Dreams only in 2-dimensions with abstract thoughts of blue diagonal lines
    • Posts: 34 Member
      Dresses up like Elton john for fun.
    • Posts: 7,223 Member
      Loves it when I'm dressed as Sir John; shows her appreciation for title appropriately (contact me for video sales)

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