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    Wants to audition for Dancing with the Stars
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    He was my partner on Amazing Race, season 5. We went out on the "scale a skyscraper in Abu Dhabi" challenge, due to his extreme fear of heights.
  • Posts: 865 Member
    She stole my boyfriend. >:)
  • Posts: 20,596 Member
    Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.
  • Posts: 865 Member
    sdfrcf wrote: »
    Has secretly been hoarding twinkies in case they go out of business again.

    lmbo!
  • Posts: 865 Member
    enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
  • Posts: 20,596 Member
    edited April 2015
    kbxiii wrote: »
    enjoys a bubblebath with scented salts and rose petals every now and then..
    Seriously how did you know? Lol

    Is really a dude who is currently serving time in the State Prison for selling powdered sugar as cocaine.
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's an undercover cop who bought powdered sugar from kbxiii, in a sting called "Operation Snowman". (Note the earmuffs he's wearing in his profile pic)
  • Posts: 23 Member
    She can run a 5 minute mile.
  • Posts: 419 Member
    Seems to outrun even @suzreen when I'm chasing her...
  • Posts: 4,267 Member
    Is a ventriloquist
  • Posts: 2,430 Member
    He used to be ranked in the top ten of professional surfers worldwide
  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has a harem of nubile young beauties ;)
  • Posts: 9,611 Member
    she's never had a sip of alcohol in all her life
  • Posts: 1,445 Member
    She loves me.
  • Posts: 9,611 Member
    Writes things he thinks are lies but really hopes and knows they are the truth

  • Posts: 269,456 Member
    Apparently he is hated by every one....his friends all say he is a total ahole :)
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Steals mens' hearts...

    ... keeps em all in a large vat in her basement marinating in tequila and lime
  • Posts: 18,948 Member
    It's Tuesday but still wearing same underwear from Saturday
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Is angry with me for wearing his underwear for so long...



    ... again this week.
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    Sneaks into peoples back yards on laundry day and steals from their clotheslines!
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is missing several quite frilly underthings...
    ... and refuses to visit me to cover the ransom
  • Posts: 18,948 Member
    Has brown streaks on his undies
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited April 2015
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Has brown streaks on his undies
    ... well... actually, your undies... (and yes, all the way up to the waist band, both back and front)

    Enjoys the advantages of running on ice and snow-pack. Since the effective-caloric-distance on ice is often magnitudes longer than the physical distance, he can easily get a 5-mile-equivalent run in on his way to the chow-hall.
  • Posts: 2,455 Member
    He's the mayor of a small town in New Mexico. It was a close race between him, a cat, and the incumbent who was deceased. He won, and has vowed to clean up the town. Apparently, there is a lot of underwear stealing from the good citizens' clotheslines. He WILL get to the bottom of this. Stan's the man!
  • Posts: 195,832 Member
    She's Stan's Campaign Manager
  • Posts: 284 Member
    She used to be a Madam.
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Dreams only in 2-dimensions with abstract thoughts of blue diagonal lines
  • Posts: 34 Member
    Dresses up like Elton john for fun.
  • Posts: 7,223 Member
    Loves it when I'm dressed as Sir John; shows her appreciation for title appropriately (contact me for video sales)

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