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FabulousFantasticFifty

Damn straight!!!

kjm3579

But can't marry Chuck because she's already one of my sister wives

Spnneil06

His sister wives are blow up dolls.

mattyc772014

He likes bananas dipped in chocolate.

Spnneil06

Thinks I'm a guy....sooooo

kjm3579

Spnneil06 wrote: »

His sister wives are blow up dolls.

You should know @Spnneil06, you're one of those sisters.......

Spnneil06

Still chases me even though I left his cult for a normal life with just one handsome!

mattyc772014

Can drill and hammer at the same time.

Carpedieznutz

Doesn't know what a unicorn looks like

kjm3579

Still believes in fairies and unicorns

taco_inspector

Logs his consumption of unicorn-burgers seasoned with fairy-dust...

kjm3579

Snorts a drug made from ground up unicorn horns and fairy dust

cdcruizer05

models for calvin klein

suzreen

He's smiling like that because he's thinking about what he's gonna do when he wins the Publisher's Clearinghouse sweepstakes.

Alisontheice

Invented magnets

dcaiani

She will only eat Raisin Bran for breakfast

unforgetablle

Only goes outside at high noon for showdowns

taco_inspector

Enjoys his shadow more at noon-time than any other time because it seems "slimmer"

Alisontheice

Named his shadow Frank and carries in conversations with Frank as he walks along. He gets sad when it's cloudy and Frank goes away

taco_inspector

She is often surprised and startled to find Frank following her so closely, especially late at night when she is running toward a well lighted area for protection. (it's damned difficult to keep up with her, and she refuses all my requests to just stop and lemme catch my breath.)

Noelv1976

Likes to rub old people butts

Alisontheice

Has never actually sat in a car.

Noelv1976

Is afraid of the ice

Alisontheice

Is afraid of girls

kbxiii

Is schizophrenic

taco_inspector

When ordering Chinese, insists on combining items from columns A, B, AND C much to the chagrin of the proprietors. Also, she still cannot order a pu pu platter with a straight face.

FabulousFantasticFifty

I found out that he sneaks in Pechepanda's window just to keep her warm!

syedaounabbas

She goes to the mall thrice a day only to window shop guys.

RushOfOxygen

He tells people he's good at math but secretly he's great at math.

SuzyQAzureblue

Goes to the pentagon for meetings everyday