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  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    nicknamed the Shart Queen at her yoga studio
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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    As suspected, came before the chicken, so she left him...


    ... but that's another thread
  • Alisontheice
    Alisontheice Posts: 9,611 Member
    In unable to blush
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    She digs me, but has severe reservations about approaching me about it
  • JeopardyRight
    JeopardyRight Posts: 331 Member
    Is the lego fairy (the magical manevolent creature that places sharp lego pieces under the feet of unsuspecting innocents.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    JeopardyRight wrote: »
    Is the lego fairy (the magical manevolent creature that places sharp lego pieces under the feet of unsuspecting innocents.
    Don't forget that I also bring "Barbie" doll shoes and small plastic cars to wail upon your feet as well...


    @JeopardyRight Just finished re-painting her room in shades of gray to "work" better with her profile photo
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    JeopardyRight wrote: »
    Is the lego fairy (the magical manevolent creature that places sharp lego pieces under the feet of unsuspecting innocents.
    Don't forget that I also bring "Barbie" doll shoes and small plastic cars to wail upon your feet as well...


    @JeopardyRight Just finished re-painting her room in shades of gray to "work" better with her profile photo
    Reads everything out loud and in Chris Tucker's voice.
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    He has a complete collection of Tony Bennett albums
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    wants to marry Rob Schneider coz she thinks he is funny and good looking.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Dropped out of med school because he was squeamish.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Nightly visits his harem of 10 wives.....the reason he is so tired .....
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Nightly visits his harem of 10 wives.....the reason he is so tired .....
    Is one of those wives. :D

  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    Didnt bring the Sheik when needed
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    You mean im not :'( ..lol

    Fights crime in his underwear and cape when hes not working....
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    She was really a dude
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    kbxiii wrote: »
    She was really a dude
    She was as sweet as a 2 month old kitten.
  • SuzyQAzureblue
    SuzyQAzureblue Posts: 4,256 Member
    thought he was purrrfect! but he wasnt
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    SuzyQAzureblue wrote: »
    thought he was purrrfect! but he wasnt
    Wow thanks for the praise. :D

    She uses lies to communicate the truth.
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    I think some are confusing the threads lol

    He was a playboy
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    I heard he likes to collect other people's toe nail clippings
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    kbxiii wrote: »
    I think some are confusing the threads lol

    He was a playboy
    She is a playgirl and has a room in the mansion.

    haleklausen wrote: »
    I heard he likes to collect other people's toe nail clippings
    He thinks the only way to drink water is to lick morning dew of objects.
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Like to take long walks in the back alley
  • kbxiii
    kbxiii Posts: 865 Member
    Fakes an aussie accent
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    Noelv1976 wrote: »
    Like to take long walks in the back alley
    Can run like normal ppl but walks in "Frog Jumps".
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    Stole that leather jacket from the Salvation Army
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    kbxiii wrote: »
    Fakes an aussie accent
    Sleeps with at least 10 ppl every night.
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    Loves males prolapse.
  • syedaounabbas
    syedaounabbas Posts: 1,379 Member
    haleklausen wrote: »
    Loves males prolapse.
    puts on the show for me!!!
  • haleklausen
    haleklausen Posts: 1,857 Member
    Washes cars with his

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