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Masyn88

... uses men's washroom's for the thrill of being caught

territhefrog

Stands outside of men's washrooms and hands out coupons for toilet paper.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is her partner in crime! She removes all the t paper and paper towels from the bathrooms so that people wil get desperate and PAY!!!

vadersaysno

Was sold to her husband for 3 goats and a red bull.

jmalexander77

Is a mail order husband from Russia

Spnneil06

She knows because she ordered him, then returned him.

Alisontheice

proofreads mail order husband catalogues

CasandraNS

Doesn't have legs

Masyn88

Secretly loves people without legs resulting in a life long fetish of photo-shopping hot men legless

Spnneil06

Thinks everyone smells bad

kjm3579

Has been known to forgo bathing and deodorant and thus smells bad

blueyellowhorse

spends $300 a month on just toothpaste

kjm3579

kjm3579 wrote: »

Has been known to forgo bathing and deodorant and thus smells bad

As Rocky says, smeel mainly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfFvNcB0bCc

slimgirljo15

Lives on toothpicks and water

BrendanDunn

kjm3579 wrote: »

kjm3579 wrote: »

Has been known to forgo bathing and deodorant and thus smells bad

As Rocky says, smeel mainly: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfFvNcB0bCc

Is a pedo

kjm3579

Has moved in with her Dear Heart in an apartment in Philadelphia

CasandraNS

Only eats dog feces

BrendanDunn

Licked my toe

Jag7694

Eats the belly button lint of strangers.

BrendanDunn

Jag7694 wrote: »

Eats the belly button lint of strangers.

Jag7694 wrote: »

Eats the belly button lint of strangers.

Grows cheese in his belly flaps

blueyellowhorse

doesn't even lift bro

MissyI30

Picked up a topless hitchhiker on the way home from work.

slimgirljo15

Wanted to be called red orange horse but the name was taken

Spnneil06

Breeds tarantulas

tonygymfit

My high school teacher

kjm3579

Spends all day at the gym forsaking everything else - first she runs a minimum of 10 miles on the treadmill, followed by a 1 hour spinning class, followed by strength training, followed by a relaxing yoga class, and then a little swimming thrown in for good measure.

Alisontheice

Doesn't know the difference between men and women

Jag7694

Hopes kjm3579 can't tell she's a man.

slimgirljo15

Has dated 100 plus mfpers for real

ccourcha

Appeared on the Maury Povich show with over 100 MFP members who submitted to DNA testing to determine paternal responsibility of the love child. it was ntoed that the baby "looked like all of them"