Post a lie about the person above

Northernlight03

Likes to wee on his feet

MallowM

Idolizes Powder

handyrunner

Throws drinks in the faces of random men

slimgirljo15

Drinks from a babies bottle

Northernlight03

Breast is best

slimgirljo15

joanne882015 wrote: »

Breast is best

...lol...
she likes to be breast fed

Timshel_

Prude

Hypnogogic

Was raised by a pack of fennecs.

slimgirljo15

Has callouses on his hand from .......ummm chopping wood

karenlwashburn

Adopts rabbits from the animal shelter for food and fur

Hypnogogic

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Has callouses on his hand from .......ummm chopping wood

Heh. You said "wood".

Uses black magic to win at bingo.

Northernlight03

Ran away with the circus

handyrunner

Runs the circus

slimgirljo15

Rides an elephant to work

Northernlight03

Runs nude around the streets

handyrunner

Sun burns on overcast days

slimgirljo15

Is a homeless person living in a box...but a very nice box

Northernlight03

Steals peoples boxes

handyrunner

Enjoys tripping drum majors in parades

slimgirljo15

Recycles ..stolen boxes into wall hangings

Spnneil06

Is actually a real life unicorn!

Northernlight03

Hides in trees throwing peas at walkers by

handyrunner

Trolls around the neighborhood stealing people's mail

slimgirljo15

Invented break dancing

Timshel_

Twerks for quarters at the pub

handyrunner

Visits his friends and leaves surprises in the bathroom

Northernlight03

Pays quarters to get twerking lap dances

Timshel_

Collects pine cones

Northernlight03

Licks trees

slimgirljo15

Collects his farts in a bottle ...to share with friends