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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is married to elvis ...yes he lives
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Breaks out a white spangled jumpsuit at parties and sings Suspicious Minds
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Dresses up as Maleficent every Halloween.
  • SuperSnoopy
    SuperSnoopy Posts: 3,459 Member
    She didn't steal my heart
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    SuperSnoopy wrote: »
    She didn't steal my heart
    :*

    His favourite movie is legally blonde. He's watched it 101 times already!
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is a CIA agent secretly infiltrating mfp
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    She is wearing that heart on her chest to show her love for Raggedy Ann & Raggedy Andy.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    She likes making up words and using them in conversation with others just to mess with them.
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    She hangs out in public bathrooms to sniff other people's farts.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Has been caught multiple times in ladies restrooms, not because he's a pervert, he just can't read.
  • Fat2Fit4Life
    Fat2Fit4Life Posts: 599 Member
    His favorite movie is Click, but he only watches the scenes where the dogs are humping the stuffed duck. It is the only way he can climax.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
    Once pinched a nun right on the butt!!!
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    Once consumed a veggie burger and found it so foul that she began a successful campaign which eventually lead to Texas becoming the first state to ban all soy products from their stores.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Flunked out of clown college and now is a doctor. Go figure!
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    Was my last patient.. was extremely displeased with my attempts at humour while operating. Especially the honking of her nose part.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He hallucinates about doing real surgery when he's playing the game operation.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is addicted to laughing gas.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    He despises Sushi, Kittens and all things green.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Once had a perfect game in Wii Bowling.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    His tongue is too big for his mouth and just hangs out all the time.
  • TheCounselorx
    TheCounselorx Posts: 1,182 Member
    she spies on people... getting changed,,,,
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    He undresses in front of his window and texts me to come watch.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    She only touches people on the butt, all other physical contact is a no-go.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    DO YOU KNOW ME??? lol
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Michael_Lucas wrote: »
    She only touches people on the butt, all other physical contact is a no-go.


    Wears girl perfume because he likes the smell better!
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    Is repulsed by people who smile in her direction and prefers only neutral looks of disinterest or scowls of mighty anger.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    edited July 2015
    In the bedroom he pretends he is the mighty Thor. He calls his **** Mjolnir and loudly bellows that only one who is worthy may wield it.
  • Hea1thyGam3r
    Hea1thyGam3r Posts: 1,354 Member
    You told me you disabled those microphones >.<
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Likes to kidnap people and make them fight to the death in his underground coliseum.
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Is a big fan of the underground fight coliseum and sells the beverages in a mini skirt.

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