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Is married to elvis ...yes he lives0
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Breaks out a white spangled jumpsuit at parties and sings Suspicious Minds0
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Dresses up as Maleficent every Halloween.0
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She didn't steal my heart0
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SuperSnoopy wrote: »She didn't steal my heart
His favourite movie is legally blonde. He's watched it 101 times already!
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Is a CIA agent secretly infiltrating mfp0
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She is wearing that heart on her chest to show her love for Raggedy Ann & Raggedy Andy.
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She likes making up words and using them in conversation with others just to mess with them.0
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She hangs out in public bathrooms to sniff other people's farts.0
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Has been caught multiple times in ladies restrooms, not because he's a pervert, he just can't read.0
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His favorite movie is Click, but he only watches the scenes where the dogs are humping the stuffed duck. It is the only way he can climax.0
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Once pinched a nun right on the butt!!!0
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Once consumed a veggie burger and found it so foul that she began a successful campaign which eventually lead to Texas becoming the first state to ban all soy products from their stores.0
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Flunked out of clown college and now is a doctor. Go figure!0
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Was my last patient.. was extremely displeased with my attempts at humour while operating. Especially the honking of her nose part.0
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He hallucinates about doing real surgery when he's playing the game operation.0
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Is addicted to laughing gas.0
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He despises Sushi, Kittens and all things green.0
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Once had a perfect game in Wii Bowling.0
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His tongue is too big for his mouth and just hangs out all the time.0
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she spies on people... getting changed,,,,0
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He undresses in front of his window and texts me to come watch.0
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She only touches people on the butt, all other physical contact is a no-go.0
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DO YOU KNOW ME??? lol0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »She only touches people on the butt, all other physical contact is a no-go.
Wears girl perfume because he likes the smell better!0 -
Is repulsed by people who smile in her direction and prefers only neutral looks of disinterest or scowls of mighty anger.0
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In the bedroom he pretends he is the mighty Thor. He calls his **** Mjolnir and loudly bellows that only one who is worthy may wield it.0
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You told me you disabled those microphones >.<0
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Likes to kidnap people and make them fight to the death in his underground coliseum.0
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Is a big fan of the underground fight coliseum and sells the beverages in a mini skirt.0
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