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  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
    Mr_Stabbems wrote: »
    breaks into zoos to be one with her kin....

    Isn't hot at all!
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    is a normal well adjusted individual with normal everyday morals.
  • Northernlight03
    Northernlight03 Posts: 1,980 Member
    Is a stalker
  • Mr_Stabbems
    Mr_Stabbems Posts: 4,771 Member
    never noticed me in the trees outside her window when she started to undress
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    I was wondering where those toenail clippings were coming from -- y'ought'a climb down outta that tree and have a beer or two down here in the hedge.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is a professional stalker o.o
  • Joshacham
    Joshacham Posts: 467 Member
    Heard it on the streets that the person above judo chopped Chuck Norris and survived.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2015
    Prefers to use the urinals that are closer to the floor. Even though the umbral spray-shadow is a bit smaller, the penumbral spray-shadow helps to reduce unsightly spotting on his high-gloss white patent leather loafers.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
    Observes and monitors urinal users to measure the associated spray patterns from each user and enters the data into a complex formula that is used for future urinal design
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Does graffiti on the urinals
  • Ms_Sicilian
    Ms_Sicilian Posts: 531 Member
    shes had work done on her face
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Is really Morticia
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Was voted "Best costume" at a furry convention.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Hates sushi
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Doesn't know what the word "Literally" means.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Wants to add me to her growing collection of "older men"...
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Take everything literally
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Takes stuff from shops...without paying.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Love getting spam email and responding.
    It's the only email she gets.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Chaelaz wrote: »
    Love getting spam email and responding.
    It's the only email she gets.
    What do you mean by spam mail? I thought they were my friends trying to tell me what products to buy! D:

    Wears bedazzled socks
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Is still waiting for that $3,000, 230.00 check from her "friend" in Umgandwa
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is the hacker behind the Ashley Madison job.
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    Worried about Ashley Madison profile going public
  • ItsMeGee3
    ItsMeGee3 Posts: 13,254 Member
    Currently doing time in a Federal Pen for Embezzlement
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is now blackmailing me to keep my Ashley Madison profile hush hush
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Is being blackmailed by five people for five different things. Sheesh!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is one of the five.
  • PewterSky
    PewterSky Posts: 9,224 Member
    Needs to pay me £10000 by August.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Is a mob enforcer who uses brutal tactics to collect.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
    He really LOVES going to the senior home and beating every one of them at Bingo. He rolls on outta there afterward feeling like such a big man!

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