Post a lie about the person above

MrNundy

She is a talking hubcap

idrinkalotofwater

Didn't even know hubcap was the English word for it.

You are Santa Clause

finny11122

has a water slide from her bedroom to the garden

KingLarry99

is one of the Men In Black,,,

RunTimer

fills water bottle with vodka

slimgirljo15

Lives in a commune

bobbyneedstogetfit

Keeps men locked up in her basement

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slimgirljo15

Has never worked out

Leeloo74

Sits on the beach doing her mermaid call and walks away disappointed every day when they don't come

hoppykins83

Was once the #1 yodeling champion in Alberta Canada.

slimgirljo15

Rides a moose to work

hoppykins83

is wanted in Oregon, Maine and Puerto Rico

slimgirljo15

Is hiding from the cops in my basement ..I can neither confirm or deny that he is handcuffed to a bed

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hoppykins83

has a prison tattoo, misspelled

slimgirljo15

Likes to wear my lingerie

taco_inspector

Is experimenting with watercolours on her holiday and hopes soon the repaint her summer home in impressionistic flourla scenes using peaceful pastels

Leeloo74

Paints his toenails pink

mhiggi02

walks her pet gerbil every morning like a boss

hoppykins83

has 4 eggs every morning just like Rocky!

Nebula2

watches Dora the Explorer and talks to her, thinks he's really helping.

Crimson_Fire

Plays dress up with stray cats

suzreen

She really, really, likes to go around the mulberry bush all day long. The neighbors are starting to complain, but she don't care!

finny11122

steals cookies from girl scouts

kccurtis2

Made her steal cookies from the girl scouts

suzreen

Hoarding Samoas and Thin Mints for the end times.

Noelv1976

Went away to become a super secret agent for the Malaysian Republic

suzreen

He is Chief of Interrogations for the Republic of Bazapastan. One of his favorite torture techniques is playing the Saturday night fever soundtrack, and Call me maybe over and over until they give up all their secrets. If that doesn't work, they go on the cotton candy and gravy diet, and they either confess or die.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Races bananas in a home made track.