Post a lie about the person above

RunTimer

was raised by wolves

PewterSky

Hasn't used this line before.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is new around here!

synchkat

Lies about his age...he's really 56

Noelv1976

Does not share common friends

synchkat

Doesn't know who I am

RunTimer

sang "I'm too sexy for this shirt"

Noelv1976

Runs on a timer

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Doesn't own shirts anymore because he took the song "I'm too sexy for this shirt" literally.

slimgirljo15

Has a sex change scheduled for next week

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is giving me the operation with her teeth.

slimgirljo15

Hahaha...yes I am

synchkat

IS right now sharpening her teeth

Noelv1976

Has false teeth

mhiggi02

is live chatting with 4 people simultaneously

Noelv1976

mhiggi02 wrote: »

is live chatting with 4 people simultaneously

how did you know???

mhiggi02

I'm one of them, haha

synchkat

Is chatting with me as one of those 4

slimgirljo15

Cried like a baby getting that tattoo

synchkat

Knows this cause she was there getting a matching one...but with his name!!!

mhiggi02

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Cried like a baby getting that tattoo

not a lie....

synchkat

Is at this time washing copious amounts of dishes

Noelv1976

I would cry too...don't feel bad dude

slimgirljo15

Wears a diaper to bed

mhiggi02

Thanks @Noelv1976 !

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Is known around town as "That guy who tucks his pants into his socks."

synchkat

Toys with women's emotions by telling them things

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Was on a professional Canadian ice hockey team.

PewterSky

Has a flying serpent for a pet. She hasn't decided on what to call him yet.

RunTimer

Is allergic to roses