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mhiggi02

hasn't worn panties for almost a week

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taco_inspector

Stole my re-used used panty collection...

PewterSky

Is finally selling all his stuffed toys on ebay

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taco_inspector

Knows exactly what my stuffed toys are "stuffed full" of...

@PewterSky has actually outbid many people looking to collect all my favorites.

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LiftingRiot

he was a King in a former life

FabulousFantasticFifty

Can only Bench 25 lbs!

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Nograce80

He wears high heeled dress shoes with his slacks to make him appear taller.

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Nograce80

He's looking through my window at the moment

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Nograce80

he eats nothing but cool ranch doritos

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Nograce80

Always tries to kiss me in public, the problem is I've never met him before so it's a little creepy

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Nograce80

I asked him to get coffee with me and he just ran away, acted like I proposed or something!

mhiggi02

dresses up in highschool boys football uniforms

Nograce80

faked his tattoo by coloring it with a sharpie than shading around with blush to make it look new

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kccurtis2

Knows this because she's done it many times

taco_inspector

Knows just a little too much about how to fake a tattoo, don't'cha think?

Also knows how to kill a man with a teacup.

Nograce80

isn't really alive, I killed him with a teacup

kccurtis2

She learned that by watching csi

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RunTimer

got his tougne stuck to a flagpole in winter time

mhiggi02

lost his sunglasses

taco_inspector

Cut his dreadlocks to increase speed...