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was once goosed by Harpo0
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Secretly has 42 pet snails, each has a name and makes little cute outfits for them when not at the gym.0
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Big city boy0
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Doesn't really run 25ks. She pours water over her head and sneaks in 100 feet from the finish line taking second place as not to arouse suspicion.0
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He was stalking me at Oak Openings last weekend0
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he seldom arouses any suspicion0
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Hahahahaha! Good One!
Is trying to start a Force of Marathon Police!0 -
He was stalking me at Oak Openings last weekendWMDemetree wrote: »he seldom arouses any suspicion
I'm the invisible boy. U didn't see me and I can't arouse suspicion.
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really thinks he's invisible0
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He has an imaginary circle of friends. Really it's just him drinking beer and playing poker by himself. Kind of sad, but if it makes him smile who am I to shatter his world?0
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likes destroying men's dreams0
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Has an imaginary friend named Judy McPuttputt0
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Her real name is Judy McPuttputt0
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has no real name, all pseudo names.0
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Had 22 fingers and 24 toes. Impossible to buy gloves and shoes for!0
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removes friends, changes profile pic and handle, and thinks no one notices
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Owns a lot of costume jewlery0
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doesn't even smoke!0
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Puts her underwear in the freezer so she call feel cool0
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#1 seller of tin-foil hats on etsy.com0
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Bought all of my hats because he knew my hands touched them and it makes him happy to feel like my hands are touching his head0
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... and they smell purty too.Bought all of my hats because he knew my hands touched them and it makes him happy to feel like my hands are touching his head
Shops exclusively online choosing her produce with a USB cyber-device which interprets firmness and tumescence over the web. has often found herself day-dreaming of other uses for that little USB gadget (if only she could find the 'right' stock-boy)
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Is dying to be the "right" stock boy0
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Complains that my "produce" is not fresh enough...
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Squeezes my ....errrrrm ..produce..every day.0
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Dresses like a t-rex every Halloween0
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Goes fishing in the fountain at the mall0
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Trains mice to ride miniature jet skis in the fountain at the mall0
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