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19gabriela01

He keeps baby dinosaurs as pets

slimgirljo15

Fake profile pic..is actually bob..a 86yr old english dude

Wiz_Joe

Owns a 1928 Delta

slimgirljo15

Works as a cocktail waitress

slimgirljo15

Eats chinchillas

synchkat

Has never taken a shower

synchkat

Wears platform shoes so he looks taller

synchkat

They're lemon flavoured...geez

Before bed he takes off all his clothes and jumps on his bed...like every night

FabulousFantasticFifty

One of the biggest Male Chauvinists around!

LVNF04

She has magic shoes which allows her to teleport and she sings to the trees when her kitty is happy.

synchkat

Believes in fairies, in fact he has several that live in his garden

LikeSeeds4Souls

Parties with the tooth fairy

47Jacqueline

Doesn't believe

9mike

hate to swing

LVNF04

Invented the earliest form of telecommunications by throwing his farts

synchkat

Drinks out of thimbles cause often he just wants a little sip

synchkat

You should hear him play jazz flute...magnificent

LVNF04

Cheese and head should never be in the same sentence.lol

LVNF04

Has 3 superbowl rings

synchkat

Can only answer the phone if it rings 3 times....twice nope too early, 4 times too late.

LVNF04

Waits patiently for the mothership

synchkat

believes he was abducted by aliens, this happens like once a week apparently

LVNF04

She was jealous that aliens have the best candy

synchkat

I think he's jealous of my pet Stegosaurus.

synchkat

Carries around an 8 track cassette player everywhere to listen to his tunes...says it's "ironic"

synchkat

Is my personal sweeper

FabulousFantasticFifty

Keeps buying me brooms! I'm not sure why, but I think she thinks I'm a Witch!

CurvesCreations22

Is a bag lady

slimgirljo15

Has my underwear in his draw

CurvesCreations22

He puts socks in his undies