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He keeps baby dinosaurs as pets0
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Fake profile pic..is actually bob..a 86yr old english dude0
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Owns a 1928 Delta0
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Works as a cocktail waitress0
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Eats chinchillas0
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Has never taken a shower0
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Wears platform shoes so he looks taller0
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They're lemon flavoured...geez
Before bed he takes off all his clothes and jumps on his bed...like every night0 -
One of the biggest Male Chauvinists around!0
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She has magic shoes which allows her to teleport and she sings to the trees when her kitty is happy.0
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Believes in fairies, in fact he has several that live in his garden0
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Parties with the tooth fairy0
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Doesn't believe0
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hate to swing0
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Invented the earliest form of telecommunications by throwing his farts0
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Drinks out of thimbles cause often he just wants a little sip0
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You should hear him play jazz flute...magnificent0
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Cheese and head should never be in the same sentence.lol0
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Has 3 superbowl rings0
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Can only answer the phone if it rings 3 times....twice nope too early, 4 times too late.0
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Waits patiently for the mothership
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believes he was abducted by aliens, this happens like once a week apparently0
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She was jealous that aliens have the best candy0
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I think he's jealous of my pet Stegosaurus.0
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Carries around an 8 track cassette player everywhere to listen to his tunes...says it's "ironic"0
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Is my personal sweeper0
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Keeps buying me brooms! I'm not sure why, but I think she thinks I'm a Witch!
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Is a bag lady0
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Has my underwear in his draw
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He puts socks in his undies0
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