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Stand in for Gisele on photo shoots0
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Lives on lettuce and a glass of water daily0
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Has excellent texting skills when drinking0
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Once pureed lettuce so he could drink it...and enjoyed it0
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Didn't forget to pick me up at the airport tonight.0
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Forgot he was flying in yesterday0
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Picked me up instead.0
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Followed me to my car and hopped in the backseat....I think he's still sitting there0
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Doesn't need to vacumn her back seat0
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Likes to dress up in a Madonna cone bra and do the Cupid's Shuffle0
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Is detailing my car while hrs camped out in it0
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His "back seat"needs to be shaved!
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Those are stunt legs0
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Is considering reading me a bedtime story.0
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Has never experienced the joy that is Costco0
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Hates tattoos and piercings.0
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Has a butterfly tramp stamp0
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Has Yakuza tattoos for all the people she's killed.0
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Cries when he's tied up in bed0
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Competed in the Coney Island hot dog competition and lost by one dog
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She deep fries everything she eats. Even fruit.0
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Michael_Lucas wrote: »She deep fries everything she eats. Even fruit.
That's the new Fad Diet!
Can only eat Doritos once another person licks the dust off the chip0 -
Only eats the cookie part of the Oreos. Hates the cream filling so she throws it away.0
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Used to be the bearded lady at the carnival until she discovered laser hair removal! ;p0
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Works as a leg stand in for adult movies0
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Has awful legs..big thick tree stumps
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Ha-ha!!!
Was the reason she now cuts the trees down now! You were the only one...ever...0 -
He's s professional Shark Wrestler0
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Does not have a lusterous mane of red hair0
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