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synchkat

Dyes his moustache that colour

striderb wrote: »

Only skates because she can't walk.

Not a complete lie actually

moijo1

shes smiling cause shes got csbnga in headlock

FabulousFantasticFifty

She has a Boy toy named Sven

suzreen

She developed a miracle cure for rashy raw red rumpus, now she just does infomercials and lets the cash flow in from all the fans of her product.

kangakev

She used to be an actress in japanese daytime soap operas

OneHundredToLose

He's a Prepper and owns the most extensive private underground fortress in the world.

finny11122

ordered a replica of the Iron throne in game of thrones to eat his dinner in.

jbuzzed

Constantly sneaks in my closet to wear my selection of knee high boots

OneHundredToLose

Is actually an American but fled to the feathers on top of the eagle's head after leaking document revealing a plot to trick the American people into thinking Apple products were worth the money.

jbuzzed

Is a Republican, works in the campaign office

ren_f1

Is a librarian and gets paid on the side to push Harry Potter novels

slimgirljo15

Is not a redhead

ren_f1

slimgirljo15 wrote: »

Is not a redhead

Though would LOVE to be one!

Is an auctioneer on the weekends

synchkat

Collects antique door knockers

ilfaith

Regularly smokes a corncob pipe.

OneHundredToLose

Was the basis for the T-X in Terminator 3

jbuzzed

Known for his clever naming abilities

OneHundredToLose

Was the inspiration for Ghost's song "Zombie Queen"

synchkat

Believes in fair godmothers

Mikel423

Has a life sized cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff in her closet

OneHundredToLose

Desperately wishes he was a life-sized cardboard cutout of David Hasselhoff

slimgirljo15

Wears a pink tutu to the office each day..and looks terrible in it ..

synchkat

Had the starring role in his highschool production of Puss in Boots

PewterSky

Suffers from trauma ever since he got kicked by synchkat's steel toed skates in 5th grade.

47Jacqueline

Carrie a night stick.

RunTimer

is the third (and forgotten) Mario Brother

slimgirljo15

Is a walker really.

RunTimer

made Chuck Norris cry

slimgirljo15

Kissed chuck norris better

FabulousFantasticFifty

She meant Chuck E Cheese