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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Wrote the book "Ventriloquism for Dummies"
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Is the boss of said drug operation...
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Is their biggest customer
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Told me it was Magically delicious and got me hooked! These aren't Lucky Charms!!!!!!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Keeps trying to pimp me out! :dizzy:
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Gives half her income to her pimp
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Buys his chest bling and leopard skin coats from me....also a purple fuzzy hat and white stretch pants
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    ^ Jo and I are not speaking... she sold my favorite bejeweled Pimp-Cane that I'd left with her for good keeping (with the hopes that she could remove that 'awkward' stain) to @csbnga . Gotta say though, my cane totally completes his ensemble with the cat-skin jacket and fuzzy hat...
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Runs a human trafficking ring that Jo recently escaped from
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited December 2015
    Recently asked me to abandon my evil ways and become her one-and-only...

    ... which, after some personal discoveries seems to be her standard ploy. Now I'm stuck in the bottom of this rather large dirt pit with a bottle of lotion in a basket, and @jsummd is threatening to rinse me off if I do not apply said lotion. I can only get a few bars of cell-signal when I stand on the basket and kinda lean here against what I believe to be the south wall of the pit...


    Hmm she must be cooking something now -- smells delish
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Bounty hunter of sorts that tracks down and captures girls for human trafficking
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Rouge cop whose personal mission is to stop human trafficking
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Hustles people at the gym saying he can lift one handed, fakes injury before having to demonstrate and takes off with their money
  • JackKopCh
    JackKopCh Posts: 8,042 Member
    Is really ugly!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    All the Ladies cannot stand him because he's always so Rude!!!
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    She would know all about rude, rudest person on MFP
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    trips old people
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Dresses up as an old person just to get my attention
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    has a thing for sexagenarians (I don't think that word means what she thinks it means)
  • kettleblows
    kettleblows Posts: 133 Member
    has experienced a sexagenarian!!
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    edited December 2015
    blows..



    ..bubbles
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Works weekends at a local circus.

    It may be difficult to recognize @RunTimer when he's dressed as "Bubbles the Clown" with all of the make-up and extra padding.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Specializes in show tunes karaoke...should hear his Phantom....TO...DIE....FOR
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Is a speed eater champion
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    my speed eating coach
  • Bonny132
    Bonny132 Posts: 3,617 Member
    Is a nun
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Sings soprano in his local church choir
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has never heard of mfp
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    doesn't like men...in fact really just doesn't like people. She's a total loner
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Is new to posting in the MFP Community

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