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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Has fathered 10 love children..paternity tests pending on 8 others
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    This one time I saw him carrying two dogs. They were just little teacup yorkies but still there was two of them
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Calls himself the raccoon so he can get free cookies
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She spends her days peeping out her windows spreading gossip about her neighbor the raccoon man
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Known around these parts as Squirrelly McGee. He raids the recycling bins on garbage day for empty boxes...his biggest prize is the baking soda box I threw away last week.
  • jbuzzed
    jbuzzed Posts: 10,172 Member
    Has an army of raccoons to attack her enemies and do her bidding
  • Wiz_Joe
    Wiz_Joe Posts: 476 Member
    Missed the perfect leg curve award
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    brings a basketball to the bowling alley
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    never wears pants...people stare on the street but he doesn't care he likes the feeling of the breeze on his bits
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She walks beside him ..fanning his bits when there is no breeze
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    bit my bits
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Took a little pic of his bits
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Took a little pic of his bits

    little? :|

    Buys store bought cakes and passes them off as her own
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He is not really covering anything..he is built like a ken doll ..all smooth down there :o:D
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    is my aesthetician..waxes me every 2nd thursday
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Yup back, crack and sack wax every 2nd thursday with me
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    proficient at toung-twisters..I once heard her say back, crack and sack wax
    3 x fast with marbles in her mouth....
    at least I think the were marbles..perhaps some other small hard balls
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2015
    You did not..they weren't marbles :o

    Highly proficent at tongue twisters also...can twist his tongue into an O shape and whistle through it..
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,936 Member
    She had her tongue lengthened so that she could perform some crazy maneuvers & tricks! :tongue:
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Is right now doing tongue curls with teeny tiny weights to improve her tongue agility
  • RunTimer
    RunTimer Posts: 9,137 Member
    caught her doing this in the mirror
    Moving-animated-picture-of-tongue-twisting-girl.gif
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Is trying to figure out how I do it
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    haha yum
    he's an evil dictator by night, rodeo clown by day
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Sticks his beard on every morning with super glue
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Has a pet kangaroo
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Wears a referee outfit to work on Tuesdays and tells people he has to leave early to ref the game
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Is a famous soft porn writer
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Has acted in several of the films I've written...in fact j often write parts with her in mind
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,035 Member
    Co-star
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited December 2015
    Has pubes so long he has to plait them and tie it around his waist

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