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  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
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    she REFUSES to make love on a first date
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Starts all his dating with the Second Date to avoid the awkwardness of getting to know a new person and unnecessary delays in getting to sexy-time.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Has never gotten to a second date!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    Told me we would go to 3rd base -- she meant she wanted to play softball.
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
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    Drives a Yugo
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    kjm3579 wrote: »
    Told me we would go to 3rd base -- she meant she wanted to play softball.
    ... if ya think that's bad, just wait 'till ya see what she calls "soft ball" (watch out for her bat!)
  • angella_jacobs93
    angella_jacobs93 Posts: 54 Member
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    kicks small children and puppies at the same time
  • Stardog_Champion
    Stardog_Champion Posts: 829 Member
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    The baby IS her husband's
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He was the plaintiff in the precedent setting, world famous Supreme Court case involving "let sleeping dads lie", in which a father sued his children for waking him up while he was on the couch. (The kids had to search that couch many times for coins to pay their legal fees when they lost.)
  • estepicursor
    estepicursor Posts: 500 Member
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    She owns every DVD that "The Wiggles" ever released.
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He won a "Top Chef" competition among retirement living chefs. He had the most inventive ways to prepare prunes of anyone. He likes to please his "regular" customers!
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
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    Was once arrested for walking around town wearing nothing but Lime green Tutu and a Beret!
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    FabulousFantasticFifty wrote: »
    Was once arrested for walking around town wearing nothing but Lime green Tutu and a Beret!

    She wore a
    Raspberry beret
    The kind you find in a second hand store
    Raspberry beret
    And if it was warm she wouldn't wear much more
    Raspberry beret
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He likes to wear a cookie monster suit and a top hat and stroll downtown with Fantastic Fifty and myself, in our berets. Once we reach a busy a street corner, Fantastic Fifty plays her cello and kjm3579 recites impromptu poems about injustice. I bang the tambourine.
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    suzreen wrote: »
    He likes to wear a cookie monster suit and a top hat and stroll downtown with Fantastic Fifty and myself, in our berets. Once we reach a busy a street corner, Fantastic Fifty plays her cello and kjm3579 recites impromptu poems about injustice. I bang the tambourine.

    We're really just part of a Hari Krishna group.....
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    He likes to surprise his wife with habaneros in her oatmeal...
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,974 Member
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    suzreen wrote: »
    He likes to surprise his wife with habaneros in her oatmeal...

    She wants to run away with me and take the Nude Cruise around the Carribean
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Is not bankrupt after starting a family fun nude cruise. people just weren't interested.
  • BenniBlanc0
    BenniBlanc0 Posts: 1,117 Member
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    Serial killer
  • Spnneil06
    Spnneil06 Posts: 18,745 Member
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    Was one of my victims! :o

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