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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    @rebbylicious has contemplated moving to Colorado where pot has been legalized to avoid complications where she lives and runs her business now. Sadly, none of her friends will approach her to let her know that "Pot" is not, in this sense, "Pottery", so she may be relocating unnecessarily.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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    standenvernet wrote: »
    Superhero by night, @liftingRiot 's 'alter ego, "Humble Ron" quietly patrols the city looking for active/acute verbal arguments. Humble Ron aides everyday citizens by injecting apologetic and self-depreciating phrases into terse verbal disagreements before these situations can inflame into something more violent. By assuming all blame in these situations, his self-effacing actions help to calm the citizenry. Of course, there are many who see Humble Ron as a megalomaniacal douche that should keep his thoughts to himself.

    I love this guy.

    He makes fortune cookie fortunes
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    LiftingRiot wrote: »
    I love this guy.

    He makes fortune cookie fortunes

    Look for this in a cookie coming your way:
    "In the next 2-months your organ will grow to twice it's normal size."

  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    ... and the next cookie will read,
    "So, get your prostate checked!"


    @LiftingRiot auditioned/read for the lead role in the Ron Burgundy films, but was passed over due only to the fact that he preferred to wear natural fibers...

    ... like cat-skins.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    The most despicable and vile man on mfp <3
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
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    Has an autographed photo of Justin Bieber hanging over her bed
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,833 Member
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    She is having a fling with her Tennis coach!
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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,768 Member
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    Is a professional yodeler
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    The duck is his girlfriend :o
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited June 2015
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    @slimgirljo15 has placed a clandestine WiFi video camera into @Michael_Lucas ' stuffy-duck, which is how Jo monitors the "girlfriend" status of the duck. Plans for later next month include a special operation to retrieve the duck, replace the primary camera, and place a new rearward-looking video camera prior to returning the stuffy to @Michael_Lucas unnoticed.

    The driving force behind Jo's camera updates for this duck is the gathering of more relevant information in low-light situations. The current front-facing camera seems to gather several minutes of what could be best described as "snogging" which is followed by up to an hour of something occluding the lens. While motion is detectable during these periods of occlusion, Jo would like to know exactly what has been obstructing her view.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Wears a dress daily
  • JacquiMayCrook
    JacquiMayCrook Posts: 307 Member
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    Is allergic to garlic.
  • territhefrog
    territhefrog Posts: 1,134 Member
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    burps loudly in church and then blames it on the little old lady next to her.
  • VanillaGorilla808
    VanillaGorilla808 Posts: 51 Member
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    pushes elderly down the escalator
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Prefers chocolate to vanilla
  • suzreen
    suzreen Posts: 2,455 Member
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    Prefers shoplifting rather than paying, wherever posible.
  • RB5790
    RB5790 Posts: 817 Member
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    Goes to pet stores to communicate telepathically with the animals
  • kjm3579
    kjm3579 Posts: 3,975 Member
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    Is taking home study courses to be a televangelist
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
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    Continues to run a unaccredited "study at home" televangelist course that preys upon people wishing to evade taxes and mixed-gender dating.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,770 Member
    edited June 2015
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    Doesn't remember the 80s...the entire decade has been repressed. Has no idea why he has a pair of parachute pants in his closet.

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