Post a lie about the person above

onwarddownward

Is a pretty good looker for a dead guy.

Codename_Duchess

Can never find Waldo.

onwarddownward

Lives In a flattering sepia toned world.

43932452

Swims so well because she is truly a mermaid!

nino07110922

Helps old people across the street... against their will

RaggedyPond

Feeds puppies to kittens.

chubaway

Rescues said puppies

needtoloseafewpounds

Has zits on his back that spell out "BADASS"

nino07110922

Feeds puppies to kittens.

That's just mean on an entirely new level. LOL

AlanahCFit

Feeds homeless puppies on xmas

43932452

Is a hair model.

PaulHalicki

Enjoys smelly farts.

Danger2OneSelf

^ Can't handle weird people

CannibalisticVegetarian

^Was once the emperor of China.

nino07110922

Still dances the Macarena at weddings

jenjencin78

Cries watching The Notebook

nino07110922

Stalks my window at night hoping to catch me crying at the Notebook

MNA76

Sneaks into my closet and steals all my high heels because he's jealous of my height.

FutureHarley

Got pulled over by a cop for blasting Lil Wayne to loud when heading to church.

nino07110922

@mna - Sneaks into my closet hoping to catch a glimpse of me in my neon yellow speedo

Just_Scott

Hopes to catch a glimpse of me in my sky blue funk hat and heels....

AJL_Daddy

Once had a 3-way of Davey Crockett and John Henry.

channadugger

Pees in the public pool and then posts it on Facebook.

AJL_Daddy

Is President of the American Honky Tonk Bar Association.

reztib

Had a mullet up until 2007.

nino07110922

Still sports a mullet

AJL_Daddy

Eats a steady diet of unicorn feces.

Cindy311

Lost a tooth in a bar fight with Willie Nelson.

channadugger

Always dates shorter guys

AJL_Daddy

Lost a tooth in a bar fight with Willie Nelson.

Sorry, that's true!