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your_pal_crusher

double dips the guac at partys

synchkat

Yesterday somehow managed to lace his skates together. Fell before he even got to the ice

your_pal_crusher

^ actually happened.

wears a hat to cover her bald spot.

synchkat

he is bald...he uses that spray on hair

your_pal_crusher wrote: »

^ actually happened.

wears a hat to cover her bald spot.

I've gotten my laces caught on my hooks which is why I have to now have a protective layer of socks and leggings and sometimes leg warmers over them. That fall HURT!

your_pal_crusher

I've stepped onto the ice with my blade covers on... right down on my butt.

^ wears glasses to hide superhero status.

S1na3dy

We went clubbing last night and he even twerked

Just_J_Now

Has never stepped foot in a club

ClubSilencio

wears her clubbing dress to work

synchkat

he's really just a walking and talking torso. no one knows where the sounds come from or how he walks weird

cmDaffy

She tried out for Frozen on Ice, a Disney Experience

ClubSilencio

sings "Let It Go" in her shaky, Ritalin voice

slimgirljo15

Looks like a ken doll....missing bits

finny11122

Is a lesbian

slimgirljo15

Likes men..

synchkat

Had sixteen pet monkeys

territhefrog

Has seen the movie Sharknado 753 times.

slimgirljo15

Starred in that movie as the shark

FabulousFantasticFifty

She used to star in naughty movies!


That her neighbor shot from the flat next door!

slimgirljo15

Was my co star

Couleesmi

She is addicted to doing lines of powdered sugar ;P

BoogeyBrat

Kidnapped me back in the '80s and forced me to appear in a sitcom.

slimgirljo15

Is really a 65 year old man called bob

FabulousFantasticFifty

Was a child actor turned into a Stripper to fulfill her addiction to Tassel swinging !

BoogeyBrat

Has a shoebox full of expired Sizzler coupons on top of the fridge.

slimgirljo15

Does strip o grams on the weekend to earn extra cash

BoogeyBrat

Recruited my grandmother to hand out flyers for single's night at the nudie club down the street.

slimgirljo15

Propositioned me yesterday..saucy girl

BoogeyBrat

Stole my keys and wrinkled my Randy Travis poster.

slimgirljo15

Is in the middle of the pacific..dog paddling to Australia to come and see me..

BoogeyBrat

Keeps calling up to my job disguising her voice and claiming that I've been stealing her newspaper every morning for the past two weeks when I really only did it for about a week.