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double dips the guac at partys0
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Yesterday somehow managed to lace his skates together. Fell before he even got to the ice0
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^ actually happened.
wears a hat to cover her bald spot.0 -
he is bald...he uses that spray on hairyour_pal_crusher wrote: »^ actually happened.
wears a hat to cover her bald spot.
I've gotten my laces caught on my hooks which is why I have to now have a protective layer of socks and leggings and sometimes leg warmers over them. That fall HURT!0 -
I've stepped onto the ice with my blade covers on... right down on my butt.
^ wears glasses to hide superhero status.0 -
We went clubbing last night and he even twerked
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Has never stepped foot in a club0
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wears her clubbing dress to work0
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he's really just a walking and talking torso. no one knows where the sounds come from or how he walks weird0
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She tried out for Frozen on Ice, a Disney Experience0
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sings "Let It Go" in her shaky, Ritalin voice0
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Looks like a ken doll....missing bits0
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Is a lesbian0
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Likes men.. 0
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Had sixteen pet monkeys0
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Has seen the movie Sharknado 753 times.0
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Starred in that movie as the shark0
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She used to star in naughty movies!
That her neighbor shot from the flat next door!0 -
Was my co star
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She is addicted to doing lines of powdered sugar ;P0
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Kidnapped me back in the '80s and forced me to appear in a sitcom.0
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Is really a 65 year old man called bob0
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Was a child actor turned into a Stripper to fulfill her addiction to Tassel swinging ! 0
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Has a shoebox full of expired Sizzler coupons on top of the fridge.0
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Does strip o grams on the weekend to earn extra cash0
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Recruited my grandmother to hand out flyers for single's night at the nudie club down the street.0
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Propositioned me yesterday..saucy girl
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Stole my keys and wrinkled my Randy Travis poster.0
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Is in the middle of the pacific..dog paddling to Australia to come and see me..0
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Keeps calling up to my job disguising her voice and claiming that I've been stealing her newspaper every morning for the past two weeks when I really only did it for about a week.0
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