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Has a telescope in his window that he has pointed in the brothel window across the street. SPOILER ALERT: everyone in the brothel looks like hatchet face from the movie Cry Baby0
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Has saved all of her toe nail clippings since childhood...0
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Put the lotion in the basket0
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Pays a staff of writers to come up with funny internet comments0
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Is an alien living illegally in the US0
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Frequently probed by aliens...0
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Knows this because she peeks in his windows at night0
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Has several rows of teeth, like a shark0
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Is swimming to Australia0
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rides kangaroos in her spare time0
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The payment is due for services rendered ..0
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Survived Jonestown because she didn't like that flavor of Kool Aid0
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Doesn't like to share his hot tub with anyone!0
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Mother...is that you.....is my mum..Edna ..75 yr old granny....now het off mfp and cook dinner0
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Ties her kids together and makes them walk in an orderly line to the shops0
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loves to "clean-house" with just about everything0
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hates it when you ask her "would you like to super size that?"0
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slimgirljo15 wrote: »Mother...is that you.....is my mum..Edna ..75 yr old granny....now het off mfp and cook dinner
Tells her husband to speed things up a bit.0 -
tells her husband, are you done yet, I've had enough!0
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doesn't like it when the waiter puts the napkin in his lap0
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She quite enjoys walking up to strangers tables in fancy restaurants and adjusting the napkins on the laps of people!0
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Is annoyed with kittens.0 -
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