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jasamjak67

jenmar22 wrote: »

Has a thing for stepford wives...who walk around with caked on smiles

Oh My God. I adore you! Great comeback

suzreen

He is a tortured soul: He can't stop wrestling with the question, how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

jenmar222

she's dull as a rock

Alanakrahenbil

Has a shrine of her mfp friends

suzreen

She has low self esteem, doesn't like herself much, so she goes around pretending to be the letter X instead. Just be yourself, Alana!

finny11122

Walks barefoot everywhere . Makes her feel at one with nature

LiftingRiot

He is the son of Louis C.K.

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ilfaith

Spent six years living in the Playboy mansion.

OneHundredToLose

Attempted to make a documentary about @lauranorr 's time there but fell into the lifestyle herself

ClubSilencio

His SN is a reference to his gambling problem.

suzreen

He can hold a penny in his navel and then shoot it fifty feet to hit a target. WATCH OUT!

yusaku02

She has a boil the size of a quarter just above her bellybutton

suzreen

He keeps asking me if he can take care of my boil. Says he's an expert at sucking the poison out!

Sadlyinwar

She routinely poses as my lawyer to get me out of trouble and she's damn good at it!

finny11122

eats 24 protein bars a day

LiftingRiot

She types with her feet

StaceyJane1126

Loves the smell of old people.

Sadlyinwar

Her real name is Fegrigaewa

StaceyJane1126

Likes the taste of human blood.

Sadlyinwar

Logs a bowl of gummy bears as 'cereal'

StaceyJane1126

Loves the smell of her own farts.

DaveAsh8

Once threw acid over an ex for cheating

Sadlyinwar

Howls at the full moon.

StaceyJane1126

Eats her own boogers.

jasamjak67

Moons nuns in drive by...

StaceyJane1126

Hoards cats

Sadlyinwar

Makes hissing sounds when people try to sit next to her on the bus

NikkiWalt

tries to sit on the laps of people on the bus.

StaceyJane1126

Stole the bus