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lauranorr wrote: »

Wears only pointy toe shoes to show support for elven culture

I love it when you burn me...

Her hobby is teaching her hamster wrestling moves and she dresses it like a tiny sumo...

synchkat

Dresses in a panda suit and hangs out at the zoo

finny11122

We are starting a band called the hamsters of rock

Timshel_

Twerks for sprinkles at DQ.

synchkat

Thinks Tennis is a place in the south pacific

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Timshel_

Roller Derby queen. Doesn't want pictures getting out, but....

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DSwales11

Wouldn't totally kick *kitten* in roller derby

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slimgirljo15

She decided to get into naked roller derby

Arathels

She trips all her roller derby opponents with the marbles she stole from the poor lost boy Tootles..

ClubSilencio

She photoshops her pics. She's actually stiff as a pizza box!

Arathels

He should now, he thought me everything I know about photoshop.. you see, he's so fat people have stopped saying momma's joke and start telling ClubSilencio jokes

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synchkat

She is a jock strap fitter

JennEph

She hates baking

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ClubSilencio

She can bake her butt off!

No, seriously... she turned her back on the oven once.

JennEph

He uses markers to define his abs

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slimgirljo15

Those are not her boobs ..fake

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DSwales11

Has never committed one of the 7 deadly sins

ClubSilencio

At the supermarket today he touched the melons rather inappropriately.

slinkybinkydog

He hates to workout

FabulousFantasticFifty

She only wears glasses so she looks like a sexy momma to the fellas!

slinkybinkydog

Those are not her legs!

DSwales11

Doesn't really need glasses, she wears them to freshen up her look