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LaMartian

She's been telling her family she invented the curtain rod

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LaMartian

Her body is made out of 80% composite material, the other 20% isn't allowed in airports

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LaMartian

She tries four or five different kinds of lip gloss at Victoria's Secret every time she goes to the mall and walks out looking like a sloppy drunk

2011rocket3touring

...is pioneering a new genre of pornography; stop motion puppets. Considered an expert in stop motion erections.

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DSwales11

Knows how to hypnotize people.

slimgirljo15

Is going to bring me my lunch

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traceyrussell83

Owns two cows, a chicken, 4 rattlesnakes, and a pet lion named Banjo.

slimgirljo15

Lives on lulus farm..he is chained in the barn but doesn't want saving

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FabulousFantasticFifty

She dedicates her life to saving suicidal Men in chains!

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ilfaith

Has 12 fingers and 14 toes

slimgirljo15

Breast feeds homeless men

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ilfaith

Has created voodoo dolls of many of her MFP "friends"

slimgirljo15

Has so much milk the bottled it and now sell it at the supermarket.called " Lulu lactates"

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Is never funny and no sense of humor!

slimgirljo15

Can't laugh..her lips were sewn together in a botched cosmetic surgery accident

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FabulousFantasticFifty

I'm not laughing at anything she says!

slimgirljo15

Only wants me for my body ..she needs a new vacuum

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FabulousFantasticFifty

Sucking is her specialty!

MadMc28

She is Mormon.

FabulousFantasticFifty

She just got out of Seminary School