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RunHardBeStrong

she drugged my margarita so I would shut up...

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RunHardBeStrong

She out drank me and drove the truck anyway..

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RunHardBeStrong

lol

She re-enacted scenes from Monty Python, yelling out the window between Mariachi songs

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RunHardBeStrong

The morgue delivery truck was a cover for her serial killer tendencies

Marcia_albrecht

She likes to sleep with dead people.

your_pal_crusher

has a crush on me, kinda.

slinkybinkydog

She says she talks to me but she really doesn't!

Marcia_albrecht

She is right about my sense of humor

Marcia_albrecht

She likes to catch flies with her hands

slinkybinkydog

She eats dog food

Marcia_albrecht

She shares her dog's food with me.

cmDaffy

She secretly hates dogs...

your_pal_crusher

She's never nice to me.

Marcia_albrecht

He loves to paint his toenails red

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Sadlyinwar

Her toenails are always a perfect shade of red except her pinky toe that's painted black. She thinks it's a useless extra

Timshel_

Keeps going to Selena Gomez look-a-like contests.

FabulousFantasticFifty

He knows this because he attends them all and is trying to be a judge, but they have banned him at Selena's request!

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slinkybinkydog

She's a slob

IndianaGolfer

Dresses up like princess Leah , looking to check out guys sabers

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IndianaGolfer

She keeps my saber strapped to her leg lol

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slinkybinkydog

Wants to check out those sabers

slimgirljo15

Is a red haired girl with braces and pigtails ..the profile pic is her mum

Marcia_albrecht

She was arrested for exposing herself in a geriatric home.