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  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    She washes her neighbors' cars topless in a thong.
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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    I'm her neighbor...
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He shields his eyes though
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    She watches from behind the bushes
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    He tries to water my bushes...naked.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He tries to hide behind me but we always get caught cuz we are fighting over who can have the best view
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Which she also watches from behind the bushes...
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    His MFP password is a real nasty swear word.
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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Which she knows because she hacked his web cam
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He sits around naked hoping she will hack into his Web cam
  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Invented a euphemism called "Hacking the Webcam"
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He loves country music so much he can't go to sleep without it
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    She goes to Vik's every night and sings him to sleep!
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
    She sells ketchup Popsicle only to women in white gloves
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears blue gloves to see if she can get a free ketchup popsicle
  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Sells red gloves to children born without hands
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Uses sandpaper as toilet paper to prove how tough he is
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    waxes the inmates at the local Jail..back, sack and crack wax his specialty
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  • VikMcAnik
    VikMcAnik Posts: 17,222 Member
    Reuses the hair from said BSC waxing sessions to make high end fake beards...
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2016
    lulufit5 wrote: »
    She's an inmate at the local jail
    Ahh I wondered when you'd show up lol
    Works as a nun only on sundays ..escort the other 6 days ..
    @whogothooch is working on becoming a tibetan monk
    Sorry Vik missed ya @VikMcAnik wears high heels and a tutu when he goes out with his buds to a bar
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wears a merkin made of cat hair
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  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He makes sure it's his bum she is watching
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Wants to be breast feed ..wait ..what..not a lie :D
    Wants to be breast fed by his 78 year old neighbour ..ughhhh sorry :disappointed:
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Wants to be breast feed ..wait ..what..not a lie :D
    Wants to be breast fed by his 78 year old neighbour ..ughhhh sorry :disappointed:
    :disappointed: Wouldn't be so bad if the 78-yr-old neighbor wasn't a man (Moobs)

    @slimgilrjo15 has been distracting the MFP developers again (why the product seems so 'extra special' recently


  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Wants to be breast feed ..wait ..what..not a lie :D
    Wants to be breast fed by his 78 year old neighbour ..ughhhh sorry :disappointed:
    :disappointed: Wouldn't be so bad if the 78-yr-old neighbor wasn't a man (Moobs)

    @slimgilrjo15 has been distracting the MFP developers again (why the product seems so 'extra special' recently

    Is hiding in my bedroom ..waiting for me .. :p
    Hiii stan :*

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