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  • candiinprogress
    candiinprogress Posts: 7,883 Member
    Thinks the brown M&Ms are the tastiest
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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Was a man till her surgery 6 months ago..great transformation fred..
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  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Her chest is actually flat as a board, but she's found a spectacular push-up bra that creates phenomenal cleavage.
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  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    Shops only for left shoes; not due to some unfortunate disfigurement, but rather because she found a right shoe along the highway on a winter-trip last year that she rather likes and refuses to part with.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    standenvernet wrote: »
    Shops only for left shoes; not due to some unfortunate disfigurement, but rather because she found a right shoe along the highway on a winter-trip last year that she rather likes and refuses to part with.

    Is marrying me this sunday...
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    drinks juiced seafood leftovers from Red Lobster
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Makes me save my gum and post it to him ..doesnt like to buy fresh stuff
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    uses spray cheese for sunblock
  • BreezyPeezy5
    BreezyPeezy5 Posts: 8,059 Member
    He plays with shopkins. Collects them too.
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,472 Member
    She is having an affair with a fish
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    He is jealous of her. He wants the fish all to himself.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    She was the past president of the Aquaman fan club.
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is a used flour salesman
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Bush sculptor
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    collects leftover hair from barber shops to make clothing for victims of baldness
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    I totally dig the pants that @LiftingRiot wove for me

    @novio50 is hatin' 'cause he can't rock these weave-slacks the way I can

  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Has been to the moon on his own man made rocket
  • 2011rocket3touring
    2011rocket3touring Posts: 1,346 Member
    Is trying to start a new business making wigs for crotches.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited July 2016
    Ran out of hair-mousse this morning (had been using it as a whipped topping for his chocolate-whey morning shakes; thinks they look more like a lattes that way)
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    decorated shark wrestler
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Has 64 body piercings, none of which you can see when he's dressed in everyday clothes.
  • Shoebacha1
    Shoebacha1 Posts: 2,113 Member
    Is actually Canadian
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    is a certified dog food tester
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    He has the power of Cyclops from xmen and if he removes his awesomely amber shaded sun glasses, we would all die.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    She is working on her 10th husband
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,946 Member
    Need2BFitAgain wrote: »
    LMAO has never had a GF

    This is true......hangs my head low

    She was never fit in the first place, so she cant ever be fit again
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    uses mace for body spray

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