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  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Professional pastey applicator
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Insists his tongue is the only approved applicator
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Has him use her, personally, to test it out.Yoi can never be too sure about applicators
  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Has him use her, personally, to test it out.Yoi can never be too sure about applicators

    Formerly a personal assistant to Dustin Hoffman.
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    Lost the assistant job to you
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  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    Lost the assistant job to you
    Actually won a powerball lottery, but lost the ticket and never knew.

  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Stole the ticket
  • Chrisjuvers
    Chrisjuvers Posts: 2,692 Member
    And bought 20,000 pounds of bacon with the winnings
  • avalonblues
    avalonblues Posts: 558 Member
    Chrisjuvers wrote: »
    And bought 20,000 pounds of bacon with the winnings

    Has 4 rotten boys.
  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Had to cook the bacon all in one morning
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  • hankpick77
    hankpick77 Posts: 1,666 Member
    Eats bubble gum from under the seats at movie theaters
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    Doesn't but popcorn because he likes the crushed popcorn on the floor best
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Adores me..licked my shoes this morning ..bet he wishes I hadn't gone into the chicken coop.. :D
  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    She really lives in New Zealand
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    slimgirljo has never been the same since viet nam. Every time she closes her eyes, she sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could never see those *kitten*, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. She remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. She shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes she still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. She remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... she knows that. It's--it's just that she forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that others look at her... it makes her think. Sets her on edge. And she feels like she's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness.

  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Went shopping with me yesterday and bought a lovely red lipstick..silk panties and fishnet stockings to wear on his date next Friday ..

    That story ..^^ you have way too much time on your hands ..lol
  • DetroitDarin
    DetroitDarin Posts: 955 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Went shopping with me yesterday and bought a lovely red lipstick..silk panties and fishnet stockings to wear on his date next Friday ..

    That story ..^^ you have way too much time on your hands ..lol

    (sigh) that's it? :D
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    DetroitDarin wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Went shopping with me yesterday and bought a lovely red lipstick..silk panties and fishnet stockings to wear on his date next Friday ..

    That story ..^^ you have way too much time on your hands ..lol

    (sigh) that's it? :D

    :* ..looked totally cute in his new outfit ;)
  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    was arrested for sniffing bus seats in Chicago
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Works in a gloryhole.. :#
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2016
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    That story ..^^ you have way too much time on your hands ..lol
    (maybe not - https://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/4w3ro5/why_was_6_afraid_of_7/ )





    Like a glory hole is a bad thing...

    Videos the activities at said glory hole, and posts them to the Intarwebz
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  • novio50
    novio50 Posts: 778 Member
    orders multiple donuts and brings a hot dog to make sure the hole size is consistent from donut to donut before eating them.
  • taco_inspector
    taco_inspector Posts: 7,223 Member
    edited August 2016
    Loves visiting the donut shops just so he can order holes. Something about that kinda makes him happy and all girlie-giggly
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  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Goes to the gym just for the eye candy
  • GymRatSF
    GymRatSF Posts: 8,903 Member
    She really isn't peachy. Hates peaches in fact. She is more of a pear person.

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