Things your spouse does that drives you nuts

allother94
allother94 Posts: 588 Member
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Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

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  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married
  • judgmentalillness
    judgmentalillness Posts: 9 Member
    Feeds the dogs table scraps.
  • mullanphylane
    mullanphylane Posts: 172 Member
    Spends more time on the computer than I do.
  • mullanphylane
    mullanphylane Posts: 172 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    At least three of us are. 🤣🤣🤣
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  • tuckerrj
    tuckerrj Posts: 1,453 Member
    Putting dirty dishes on the counter ABOVE THE DISHWASHER. It's 6 inches away to open the dishwasher and put 'em in. ARGGH! But, if that's the worse thing, I'm doing okay!
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    edited May 2020
    Hoarding stuff in plastic tubs and stacking them all over the house.
  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    My spouse is always trying to play weatherman and it is slowly adding plaque to my arteries. 😑

    "Looks like it might rain later"
    "Gonna water the plants before it gets too hot later"
    "I can't figure out this weather"
    "It's the humidity!"


    Someone come kidnap this moron.


  • _Miss_chievous_
    _Miss_chievous_ Posts: 2,765 Member
    When he breathes and blinks
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  • GettinLean19
    GettinLean19 Posts: 452 Member
    His jaw clicks when he chews and it’s honest to god actual torture
  • allother94
    allother94 Posts: 588 Member
    Decorating a dirty and cluttered house. What is the point? Use the time you spend decorating to help me clean and organize!
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  • my_gatorgirl_8
    my_gatorgirl_8 Posts: 125 Member
    Leaving napkins in his pants pockets that come out in the wash.....😫
  • flynntrader
    flynntrader Posts: 210 Member
    Searching for my kik app
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  • that_night_in_paris
    that_night_in_paris Posts: 457 Member
    Her Elvis impersonations in the bedroom.

    I don't care if you're "The King", darlin'.
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    ROFL ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo

    "I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad
    "Yes, I like piña coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape"
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    I mean, I am.. but I'm a cat, sooo... :lol:
  • TwitchyMacGee
    TwitchyMacGee Posts: 3,120 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    TwitchyMacGee wrote: »
    allother94 wrote: »
    Things your spouse does that drives you nuts. Ready... go!

    No one here is married

    ROFL ;)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TazHNpt6OTo

    "I didn't think about my lady
    I know that sounds kind of mean
    But me and my old lady
    Had fallen into the same old dull routine
    So I wrote to the paper
    Took out a personal ad
    And though I'm nobody's poet
    I thought it wasn't half bad
    "Yes, I like piña coladas
    And getting caught in the rain
    I'm not much into health food
    I am into champagne
    I've got to meet you by tomorrow noon
    And cut through all this red tape
    At a bar called O'Malley's
    Where we'll plan our escape"

    The way that song might play out irl is they both say, “You’re unhappy too? I’m so sorry I never noticed. Let’s separate amicably. No hard feelings.”
  • KosmosKitten
    KosmosKitten Posts: 10,476 Member
    tuckerrj wrote: »
    Putting dirty dishes on the counter ABOVE THE DISHWASHER. It's 6 inches away to open the dishwasher and put 'em in. ARGGH! But, if that's the worse thing, I'm doing okay!

    Mine does this because he's afraid the dishes will break if we stack them in the sink, but I end up being the one to clean and put them away because I HATE looking at them all over my countertops, so...
    allother94 wrote: »
    Hoarding stuff in plastic tubs and stacking them all over the house.

    Is she my grandmother raised from the dead?? Yeesh.

  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    It's kinda nice when they wait until you're ready to walk out the door to start getting ready 🙄
  • mommabear4315
    mommabear4315 Posts: 3,424 Member
    When he cooks out and seasons the meat on the counter then he never cleans it! So my pet peeve right now lol.

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