Why would you Arrest the person above you?

Jonesingmucho

@ choijanro In Oklahoma, It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger. You are arrested for biting CelticWand's hamburger. I saw you.


@BEERRUNNER

For being too old !

What? You don't like 99 yr old women? ROFL
I can change your mind. :devil:

neandermagnon

In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel. You did that so I'm arresting you.





( conversation in my family just now

me: In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel

7 yr old: *laughs loudly* what's a buffalo?

hubby: ha ha ha, mummy's crazy! she thinks there's an animal called a buffalo!

7 yr old: *laughs for a while*

7 yr old: but there is an animal called a buffalo

hubby: *confused* so why did you ask what one was??!! )

alexandriapatton

For making out with a monkey while drunk, riding a donkey backwards and singing Old MacDonald Had a Farm

neandermagnon

for entering the house of commons (UK parliament) wearing a suit of armour

Groovyca2022

For stealing a suit of armour

MB_Positif

Kidnapping!

jenjencin78

stealing street signs

elkahallick

Ponzi scheme

MB_Positif

Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...

jenjencin78

Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...

Arrest him quick-get out the handcuffs before he gets away! illegal to look that good that's the reason

Groovyca2022

Causing a pile up on the hwy

elkahallick

Minor consumption

ladyark

Any reason i could just to pat him down lol

MB_Positif

Carrying two guns!

TheRealOrson

For taking a tiger too close to a college

NinjadURbacon

streaking

TheRealOrson

Burnouts in that awesome truck

xvxCelticWandererxvx

For streaking!

Vivian06703188

For cutting off the head of the chick in the photo

littlebeardedlifter

public intoxication @ xvx

jenjencin78

Public intoxication

tonafoto

Sorry, but I cannot come up with an answer. You look so innocent!

_noob_

Extortion, racketeering, and insider trading

Wolfbrown85221

graffitti

_noob_

Some traffic violation because you assumed you were above the law because you're on a bike

JustAboutDelicious_wechanged

impersonating a gynecologist

_noob_

Soliciting

BrainyBurro

unlicensed use of GMO seeds

donyellemoniquex3

theft and disposal after the fact (eating evidence)

MB_Positif

Using the copyrighted name Reeses for fake peanut butter cups.