Why would you Arrest the person above you?

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  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Arrested for grooving in a no-groove zone

    Arrested for being decent in public.

    PS ~ Falsely accused, I have a special permit that allows me to groovy where ever I want! :-)
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Lexi...Too pretty to walk...they will escort you to your destination.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Arrested for going skinny dipping in a public fountain.
  • elledeery
    elledeery Posts: 866
    Arrested for crossing the street topless and causing a multiple car pile up from being so sexy!
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    Arrested for that dirty dancing in the street.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    Arrested for trying to get out of a ticket by showing cleavage.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    In New Hampshire, it is forbidden to sell the clothes you’re wearing to pay off a gambling debt.

    Looks like your little game of strip volleyball is gonna cost you some jail time. You are under arrest, Mr naked torso!
  • BEERRUNNER
    BEERRUNNER Posts: 3,046 Member
    For being too old !
  • xvxCelticWandererxvx
    xvxCelticWandererxvx Posts: 2,890 Member
    For taking longer than 30 minutes to deliver that beer!
  • choijanro
    choijanro Posts: 754 Member
    for wearing red shirt,, lol
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    @ choijanro In Oklahoma, It’s forbidden to take a bite out of another person’s hamburger. You are arrested for biting CelticWand's hamburger. I saw you.


    @BEERRUNNER
    For being too old !

    What? You don't like 99 yr old women? ROFL
    I can change your mind. :devil:
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel. You did that so I'm arresting you.





    ( conversation in my family just now

    me: In Texas it is illegal to shoot a buffalo from the 2nd story of a hotel

    7 yr old: *laughs loudly* what's a buffalo?

    hubby: ha ha ha, mummy's crazy! she thinks there's an animal called a buffalo!

    7 yr old: *laughs for a while*

    7 yr old: but there is an animal called a buffalo

    hubby: *confused* so why did you ask what one was??!! )
  • alexandriapatton
    alexandriapatton Posts: 117 Member
    For making out with a monkey while drunk, riding a donkey backwards and singing Old MacDonald Had a Farm
  • neandermagnon
    neandermagnon Posts: 7,436 Member
    for entering the house of commons (UK parliament) wearing a suit of armour
  • Groovyca2022
    Groovyca2022 Posts: 21,378 Member
    For stealing a suit of armour
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Kidnapping!
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    stealing street signs
  • elkahallick
    elkahallick Posts: 1,138 Member
    Ponzi scheme
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Uh...what was I supposed to be doing again? I got sidetracked. Can't. Look. Away...


    Arrest him quick-get out the handcuffs before he gets away! illegal to look that good that's the reason

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