Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...

Cat0703a

Telling the bartender to quit

Ketch_22

Talking to the wrong people

PaperDoll_

Breakdancing in the middle of the floor

Ketch_22

owes me a large drink

Callousedthoughts

Talking about that new fangled "tweeter" thing to sound hip

slimgirljo15

Laying on the ground surrounded by paramedics.. he did not have moves like jagger and broke a hip

FabulousFantasticFifty

Volunteering to give him mouth to mouth 😜

elmusho1989

Having a drink at the bar, observing the dance floor before stepping on to throw some perfectly formed shapes.

ReenieHJ

Playing pool in the back room and showing everybody how it's supposed to be done

Callousedthoughts

Watching people intently, then making notes in her notebook. She immediately hides the book when her friends try to see what shes writing. 🤔

Cat0703a

Sitting in his own chair he brought from home. Are those fuzzy bunny slippers I see? 😮

ReenieHJ

Is stomping her feet because she left her fuzzy bunny slippers at home.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Coincidentally she carries an extra pair of Hello Kitty slippers in her very large bag which she graciously offers to Cat. 😸😸

Cat0703a

Singing “I will survive” in the bathroom using her hairbrush as a microphone. She’s actually pretty good!!! 👏 👏 👏

FabulousFantasticFifty

Starting a collection jar for Karaoke 🎶

PaperDoll_

Stealing the collection jar and running out the door 😮

slimgirljo15

😲 stealing wallets

ReenieHJ

Asking her if she needs any help for a percentage of the take

FabulousFantasticFifty

Wondering how she can get in on the action.

LindsayPosey

Trying to keep the guys away while dancing

Sweet_A

Ordering shots for everyone! 🥃

FabulousFantasticFifty

Taking control on the dance floor! 💃

ReenieHJ

Passed out at the bar and people are giving her permanent marker tattoos.

FabulousFantasticFifty

Spiking my drink and pulling sharpies out of her purse 😠

KickassAmazon76

being arrested, with me, because we were in a nightclub during lockdown. haha

FabulousFantasticFifty

Trying her Taekwondo skills on the wrong Police Officer 😮😬

Kindhearts30

Doing the disco in a pretty dress

sean_ct

In the DJ booth, naked, doing the cha cha slide.

ReenieHJ

Hanging up an ad where you can tear strips off the bottom, with his name and number on them.

sean_ct

Tearing one off and stuffing it into her pocket, then looking around to make sure no one saw her.