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Walk into a nightclub and the person above is...
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Learning cheesy pick-up lines from @terrordawg
Lesson 1:
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@terrordawg is coaching @stephenedwards332 on lines to use, Cyrano de Bergerac style1
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🤣🤣🤣0
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You know me so well. I would be laughing until I cried!
You’d be offering free tattoos with a sharpie someone left at the bar.0 -
Trying to seduce the bartender to get free drinks.0
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Stripping 😳0
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About to get arrested… Jo! That’s a real cop, not a stripper 😬1
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Ends up getting arrested along with slimgirl,
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Attempting to chug the last of his beer while wearing handcuff.0
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Walking around in her flannel pajamas and fluffy bunny slippers asking people to quiet it down.2
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She’s walking around offering everyone fruit salad and sticks of corn0
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Instantly on the dance floor doing her famous Arabian night dance0
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Ordering another round of Tennessee Log Jumper shots0
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Stretched put on top of the bar, fast asleep1
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Running the pool table.0
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Dancing with a long leggy giraffe 🤣1
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She was dancing the forbidden dance and didn’t even care that it was forbidden.0
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Bodyshots1
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Doing a dance worthy of the Hustler movie0
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Setting the bar on fire…coyote ugly style0
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Stuffing the file (cabinet) with used napkins1
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Making fun of the silly antics caused by alcohol (and autocorrects) 😅😂0
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SInging "Girls just wanna have fun" for karaoke night.0
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Checking everyone's IDs, again!!!0
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Trying to find her ID0
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Singing like a…well, the username says it all
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Getting her twerk on 😄0
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Jo 😳 This is not a strip club! Get off the dang table and seriously!? Put your clothes on!0
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PaperDoll_ wrote: »Jo 😳 This is not a strip club! Get off the dang table and seriously!? Put your clothes on!
Shes being a spoil sport 😠 *grumble.. puts clothes back on*0
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