Perks of being single

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  • Mithridites
    Mithridites Posts: 595 Member
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    No one saying at 6 PM that they’re not hungry for dinner and we can skip it, then ordering pizza at 10 PM and pushing for me to have a whole pizza too or they will feel bad. Not being asked where I’m going Every Damn Time I get up from the sofa. No more wondering why the phone gets so much more attention than I do.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
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    ok, why can I say dick, but not male chicken?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,440 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    ok, why can I say dick, but not male chicken?

    Because dick is a mans name :D
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    ghudson92 wrote: »
    I enjoy being able to go where I want and do what I want without being interrogated. Being able to spend my money how I choose. Wearing what I want. Talking to who I want.

    I cant see any downsides 🤷‍♀️

    This!! 👏🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    hunnahs26 wrote: »
    Figuring out yourself and where you can and should improve.

    This is where I'm at exactly!
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    mehshell420 wrote: »
    Attempting to flirt while hiding my inner crazy girl is always exciting.

    You just gave yourself away! 🤣
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    Being able spend time with my family and friends again without having to be made to feel guilty about it! No constant check ins. No arguments! No dealing with unnecessary lies! Being single is great.... until it's not.... lol I suppose but for now... I'm very much happy and at peace
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    not having to breathe in anyone else's meat farts.

    Relatable.....😅
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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    yelpat1976 wrote: »
    No one eating my snacks

    Actually I ate all the snacks😅
  • psychod787
    psychod787 Posts: 4,088 Member
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    Vikka_V wrote: »
    Now Im gonna go on a rant...

    MFP
    you are sexist, genderist ...and biased
    ...I'm *kitten* offeneded

    ...get your robots in a line and conform to reality

    What? IS MFP part of the patriarchy now? :|
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    never sitting down to find an empty roll of toilet paper.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    mayo and vienna sausage sandwiches without judgement
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
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    iMago wrote: »
    mayo and vienna sausage sandwiches without judgement

    as long as its toasted.
  • J_NY_Z
    J_NY_Z Posts: 2,538 Member
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    I'm newly single and I am looking forward to what it brings me. I have nothing to offer the thread right now.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
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    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    mayo and vienna sausage sandwiches without judgement

    as long as its toasted.

    i'll even sprinkle some tabasco on it sometimes just to live a little
  • kindalikevelma
    kindalikevelma Posts: 1,337 Member
    edited August 2020
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    iMago wrote: »
    kindalikevelma wrote: »
    iMago wrote: »
    mayo and vienna sausage sandwiches without judgement

    as long as its toasted.

    i'll even sprinkle some tabasco on it sometimes just to live a little

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