I may __________ but _____

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2020
    I may .... Nevermind. :D

    I may be Australian but I'm not keen on beer.
    Whiskey girl 🥃
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I may .... Nevermind. :D

    I may be Australian but I'm not keen on beer.
    Whiskey girl 🥃

    I love you Jo!
    I may never meet you in person but I know if we did we would get along like a bush fire without all the animals dying a horrible and painful death
    Wow. That just got dark
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited August 2020
    Versicolour wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I may .... Nevermind. :D

    I may be Australian but I'm not keen on beer.
    Whiskey girl 🥃

    I love you Jo!
    I may never meet you in person but I know if we did we would get along like a bush fire without all the animals dying a horrible and painful death
    Wow. That just got dark

    I may be from another mother but I feel like we're related, sisters. You have a very Aussie sense of humour, I love it and you right back 🤗❤
  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Versicolour wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    I may .... Nevermind. :D

    I may be Australian but I'm not keen on beer.
    Whiskey girl 🥃

    I love you Jo!
    I may never meet you in person but I know if we did we would get along like a bush fire without all the animals dying a horrible and painful death
    Wow. That just got dark

    I may be from another mother but I feel like we're related, sisters. You have a very Aussie sense of humour, I love it and you right back 🤗❤

    :smooched: :flowerforyou:
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I may be wrong but I have a schlong
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
    edited August 2020
    I may be like @Yoshiboobs and have a schlong, but to some having a schlong makes us always wrong.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    tittyman1 wrote: »
    I may be like @Yoshiboobs and have a schlong, but to some having a schlong makes us always wrong.

    It rhymes my man it's not serious
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    My house may be messy but I also enjoy living.
  • MFPUser73629
    MFPUser73629 Posts: 224 Member
    edited August 2020
    Yoshiboobs wrote: »
    tittyman1 wrote: »
    I may be like @Yoshiboobs and have a schlong, but to some having a schlong makes us always wrong.

    It rhymes my man it's not serious

    @Yoshiboobs and I both have schlongs, but to some, having schlongs makes us delinquents, our opinions invalid and untrue, our ideas fallacious, and intentions dishonest.

    That make it more serious? ;)
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,669 Member
    I may be cowardly but I is not little.
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I may be named Jesus, but I'm probably going to hell 😂

    Is that your real name? don’t answer that - this is MFP. Cool name, though
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Thetwitchisback wrote: »
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I may be named Jesus, but I'm probably going to hell 😂

    Is that your real name? don’t answer that - this is MFP. Cool name, though

    It's a biblical name 🤷🏽‍♂️... There's one in every generation...

    And I appreciate the disagree for once 😂
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  • ermengarde22
    ermengarde22 Posts: 2,116 Member
    i may stare into the abyss but the abyss stares back
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I may be blonde but I'm not dumb, well hardly ever, ok maybe sometimes :D
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    I may not know anyone here but some days I tell people here more than I do in real life.
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I may be packing but you’re girlfriend be snacking
  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I may not be able to edit my post but know that it autocorrected that from your to you’re
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    I may not be double-fisting the bbq-soaked ribs when we eat but that doesn’t mean I’m afraid to get sloppy in front of you
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I may be wrong but I doubt it :D
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I may not be serious, but don't call me Shirley...
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    I may think you're hot but after we dance, deal breakers apply...
  • Thetwitchisback
    Thetwitchisback Posts: 462 Member
    Mr_Healthy_Habits wrote: »
    I may think you're hot but after we dance, deal breakers apply...
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  • Versicolour
    Versicolour Posts: 7,164 Member
    I may be wrong for all you know, but I may be right

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