Excuses for taking my shirt off
Hi All,
At the moment I make excuses for not taking my shirt off, for example I wear a shirt when swimming. But, if I end up with a six pack I plan on flaunting it at every opportunity. So, I am trying to come up with excuses to do so. Any suggestions are welcome (and yes this is tongue in cheek).
1. Turning up the heater at work and saying "It's soooo hot in here".
2. When we play mini soccer games at cricket training and it shirts vs skins make sure I am always on "skins"
3. When doing a public speaking engagement use an illustration\ice breaker that involves taking my shirt off
4. When trying on shirts at stores don't use the changerooms
5. Everytime party ideas are solicited suggest a pool party.
6. When we have dress up day at work and the theme "what you wnated to grow up to be" tell everyone you wanted to be He Man
7. Accidentally spilling coffee\soup on self so you have to rip off shirt to avoid being burned
I need at least ten!
At the moment I make excuses for not taking my shirt off, for example I wear a shirt when swimming. But, if I end up with a six pack I plan on flaunting it at every opportunity. So, I am trying to come up with excuses to do so. Any suggestions are welcome (and yes this is tongue in cheek).
1. Turning up the heater at work and saying "It's soooo hot in here".
2. When we play mini soccer games at cricket training and it shirts vs skins make sure I am always on "skins"
3. When doing a public speaking engagement use an illustration\ice breaker that involves taking my shirt off
4. When trying on shirts at stores don't use the changerooms
5. Everytime party ideas are solicited suggest a pool party.
6. When we have dress up day at work and the theme "what you wnated to grow up to be" tell everyone you wanted to be He Man
7. Accidentally spilling coffee\soup on self so you have to rip off shirt to avoid being burned
I need at least ten!
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Hi All,
At the moment I make excuses for not taking my shirt off, for example I wear a shirt when swimming. But, if I end up with a six pack I plan on flaunting it at every opportunity. So, I am trying to come up with excuses to do so. Any suggestions are welcome (and yes this is tongue in cheek).
1. Turning up the heater at work and saying "It's soooo hot in here".
2. When we play mini soccer games at cricket training and it shirts vs skins make sure I am always on "skins"
3. When doing a public speaking engagement use an illustration\ice breaker that involves taking my shirt off
4. When trying on shirts at stores don't use the changerooms
5. Everytime party ideas are solicited suggest a pool party.
6. When we have dress up day at work and the theme "what you wnated to grow up to be" tell everyone you wanted to be He Man
7. Accidentally spilling coffee\soup on self so you have to rip off shirt to avoid being burned
I need at least ten!
I'm too sexy for my shirt, that equals all 10 reasons....lol
Thanks for the giggle tonight.0 -
pretend you Are getting bit by something and have to take off your short, pick a random spot on your stomach and ask if they see anything0
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8. Whenever you get angry pretend to be the Hulk.0
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Tattoo a portrait of your "before" picture on your stomach so anytime someone mentions how much weight you have lost and how good you look you can just rip your shirt off and explain how you did it.0
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pretend you Are getting bit by something and have to take off your short, pick a random spot on your stomach and ask if they see anything
As my son says, Momma I think I have an ouchie!! lol0 -
When going to a costume party, show up in only a pair of jeans and say you are one of the men on the romance novel covers.0
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this is kinda off subject for this, but has to do with costumes. in highschool we had career day, and my brother and his friends dressed as chip n dales dancers with black pants little shirt cuffs, no shirts, and dollar bills pinned in their pants....haha good times0
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Tattoo a portrait of your "before" picture on your stomach so anytime someone mentions how much weight you have lost and how good you look you can just rip your shirt off and explain how you did it.
Oh I like this one.
DO IT.0 -
lol0
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Hahaha you guys are awesome
Sadly, I have "before" pictures of me with my shirt off that I took when I commenced my diet. Perhaps I will post the before and after when the time comes lol0 -
Be a Starship Captain, fight a rock monster, and let it rip your shirt off.
Never give up, never surrender! (Galaxy Quest)
"When Jason is fighting the rock monster, he loses his shirt - a reference to Captain Kirk losing his shirt or ripping his clothes in almost every episode."0 -
this is kinda off subject for this, but has to do with costumes. in highschool we had career day, and my brother and his friends dressed as chip n dales dancers with black pants little shirt cuffs, no shirts, and dollar bills pinned in their pants....haha good times
HAHA!0 -
who needs a shirt !
at this age hell yea im taking it off !! working to hard to keep it covered !!0 -
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oh yea working out just a little wanna see my pecs / abs ?? Blam shirt off0 -
Haha, you're adorable, dude, GO FOR IT! Get that six pack. Say to a cute girl "Hey, wanna see my Gerard Butler impression?"0
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Haha, you're adorable, dude, GO FOR IT! Get that six pack. Say to a cute girl "Hey, wanna see my Gerard Butler impression?"0 -
You just gave me a great idea!!!! Everytime I take a wicket, hit a six or score in basketball rip off my shirt and scream "THIS IS SPARTA!!!!!!"0
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drborkbork
GREAT JOB ON YOUR WEIGHT LOSS :flowerforyou: YOU ARE AWESOME :drinker:0 -
Looks like you've both done an awesome job :-)0
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well thank you0
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"Accidentally" put your shirt on wrong side out . . . let someone notice, and then take it off to remedy the situation!0
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"Accidentally" put your shirt on wrong side out . . . let someone notice, and then take it off to remedy the situation!
i like it !!! going to have to try that one day0 -
When going to a costume party, show up in only a pair of jeans and say you are one of the men on the romance novel covers.
This is my favorite and definately gets my vote.... Go For IT0 -
Anytime someone gets a minor cut, rip off your shirt and start fashioning it into a tourniquet to stop the bleeding--hot AND heroic.0
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Anytime someone gets a minor cut, rip off your shirt and start fashioning it into a tourniquet to stop the bleeding--hot AND heroic.
LMAO, for some reason that makes me think of the scene in Hot Shots part Deux where the lady keeps ripping her shirt to make bandages so they guys keep making up injuries. Classic.0 -
Thought of another...when I go tot he in-laws out in the country and split wood for them it would only natural to take my shirt off, right? haha
Oh and I loved the bandage one lol0
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