DAVES
KickTheSky
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So I worked with a guy named Dave back when I had my first real after-school job. We bonded over the fact that we both drove old Volvo 240s, but his was cooler—it was orange and beat up.
One morning he comes in all flustered and he’s like “I got caught in groove in the snow and sideswiped a lady’s car on the way in. I left her a note and she called me and wants me to come by after work, so I gotta rush home and put everything I own in my car so when I get there I can knock on her door and say ‘Sorry about your car...do you have any soup?’ and maybe she’ll feel bad for me and say to forget the whole thing”
For some reason that struck me funny and I couldn’t stop laughing
He was a great Dave6 -
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So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.
I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.
I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story
Your stories are making me laugh.
Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.2 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.
I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story
Your stories are making me laugh.
Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.
I'm really trying to remember other Dave's4 -
Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.
I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story
Your stories are making me laugh.
Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.
I'm really trying to remember other Dave's
This is so weird because, for the life of me, I can't remember any celebrity Daves. And there are a ton of them!
All it's really going to is the Cheech and Chong Dave's Not Here routine.
It's my brain trying to tell me to work, I think.
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I fell head over heels in love with a Dave. 4
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Ghost to the Post.
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Oh, for the love of god!
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You beat me to it! Kids in the hall! My sisters boyfriends name is Dave and we sing this to him all the time to bug him😄 2 -
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Omg how did it take me this long to realize this. All credit to the good Doctor Seuss of course
“Did I ever tell you that Mrs. McCave
Had twenty-three sons, and she named them all Dave?
Well, she did. And that wasn't a smart thing to do.
You see, when she wants one, and calls out "Yoo-Hoo!
Come into the house, Dave!" she doesn't get one.
All twenty-three Daves of hers come on the run!
This makes things quite difficult at the McCaves'
As you can imagine, with so many Daves.
And often she wishes that, when they were born,
She had named one of them Bodkin Van Horn.
And one of them Hoos-Foos. And one of them Snimm.
And one of them Hot-Shot. And one Sunny Jim.
Another one Putt-Putt. Another one Moon Face.
Another one Marvin O'Gravel Balloon Face.
And one of them Zanzibar Buck-Buck McFate...
But she didn't do it. And now it's too late.”
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It was paramount that this David be portrayed as a VeggieTale /sundayschool
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It was paramount that this David be portrayed in vegetation /cbcsundays
("80 Things You Didn’t Know About David Suzuki" Canada's version of Bill Nye, The Science Guy but our Dave's been around longer, I think)0 -
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