DAVES

Reckoner69_lmao · September 2020

So I worked with a guy named Dave back when I had my first real after-school job. We bonded over the fact that we both drove old Volvo 240s, but his was cooler—it was orange and beat up.

One morning he comes in all flustered and he’s like “I got caught in groove in the snow and sideswiped a lady’s car on the way in. I left her a note and she called me and wants me to come by after work, so I gotta rush home and put everything I own in my car so when I get there I can knock on her door and say ‘Sorry about your car...do you have any soup?’ and maybe she’ll feel bad for me and say to forget the whole thing”

For some reason that struck me funny and I couldn’t stop laughing

He was a great Dave

Go_Deskercise · September 2020

Reckoner69_lmao · September 2020

So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.

I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story

glassyo · September 2020

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.

I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story

Your stories are making me laugh.

Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.

Reckoner69_lmao · September 2020

glassyo wrote: »

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.

I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story

Your stories are making me laugh.

Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.

I'm really trying to remember other Dave's

glassyo · September 2020

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

glassyo wrote: »

Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »

So I knew this other Dave, and apparently he used to sleepwalk. He's from a big family, and as the story goes, his older brother watched him walk into the kitchen at a late hour, grab a carton of milk, set a glass on the table (upside-down), and proceed to pour the milk. And just stand there, pouring, milk hitting the upside-down glass and splattering everywhere.

I've always wondered if it's a brothers-thing that his older brother just watched without stopping him. Still, humorous (if not a bit messy!) story

Your stories are making me laugh.

Which conflicts with my pants thread crying.

I'm really trying to remember other Dave's

This is so weird because, for the life of me, I can't remember any celebrity Daves. And there are a ton of them!

All it's really going to is the Cheech and Chong Dave's Not Here routine.

It's my brain trying to tell me to work, I think.