What is the craziest thing that you have done that you are willing to admit on here?

jmakleanaddo
jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
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Back in high school, my friend shat his pants during class hours and i helped him clean up. Well he did not just spontaneous *kitten* his pants.... We tried to make it back to our dorms when the urge to go hit him but alas it was all too late. I got him a fresh pair of underwear while he washed away his soiled underwear..... Whose next?
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  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    No.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    I can’t remember his name, it was like dam slansworth or slam dansworth
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i brushed my teeth without wetting the toothbrush first one time

    Sweet christ how many times we gotta go over this, you wet it then toothpaste then wet it again
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    i also don't seed my torrents
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I rather not

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    Lol that bad huh?
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I rather not

    kf0smkdgi9a0.gif

    Lol that bad huh?

    Yes.
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i also don't seed my torrents

    Badass...
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    i brushed my teeth without wetting the toothbrush first one time

    You monster!
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I rather not

    kf0smkdgi9a0.gif

    Lol that bad huh?

    Yes.

    Yikes....
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    edited September 2020
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I rather not

    kf0smkdgi9a0.gif

    Lol that bad huh?

    Yes.

    Yikes....

    You sir are literally the only one even remotely surprised by this revelation.
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    What is the craziest thing that you have done that you are willing to admit on here?

    On here, on here...

    I touched an electric fence (on purpose) before, and ripped the *kitten* out of my pants trying to climb over barbed wire
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    I ate soap - b/c you know "wash your mouth out with it"
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    When I was in high school I used to spend the night with my BFF and we'd sneak out while her father was watching the late news. It was a two story house. One of us kicked the curtain rod off and the curtain was swinging down in front of the living room window. Her father hit the roof and that was the end of that. I wouldn't dare tell the craziest secrets. Six degrees of separation is more like one or two these days.
  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    RAinWA wrote: »
    I took an on-line poll once and lied on every answer

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  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    I'm pretty sure that I've used up all of my good stories.
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    _DisasterDoll_ wrote: »
    jmakleanaddo wrote: »
    Miss_Chiev0us wrote: »
    I rather not

    kf0smkdgi9a0.gif

    Lol that bad huh?

    Yes.

    Yikes....

    You sir are literally the only one even remotely surprised by this revelation.

    Nice to meet you too lol
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    I have broken almost every metacarpal in both hands and a carpal in my right hand in altercations with other people because I thought they were treating someone else inappropriately. The second to last time I was CPR re-certified I had broken my 4th and 5th the day before and since I had already scheduled it I did not want to miss my re-certification so I didn't go to the doctors.
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    once i went to this hotel in the mountains to help fight my writers block and i brought my wife and kid but she was being a real *kitten* and all the ghosts agreed so i got super mad and ending up chasing her off like it was DRAMA but anyways i froze to death after that

    What an original story....Cant help but feel like ive heard this one before though...hmmm
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    Diatonic12 wrote: »
    When I was in high school I used to spend the night with my BFF and we'd sneak out while her father was watching the late news. It was a two story house. One of us kicked the curtain rod off and the curtain was swinging down in front of the living room window. Her father hit the roof and that was the end of that. I wouldn't dare tell the craziest secrets. Six degrees of separation is more like one or two these days.

    Smart woman
  • jmakleanaddo
    jmakleanaddo Posts: 101 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    What is the craziest thing that you have done that you are willing to admit on here?

    On here, on here...

    I touched an electric fence (on purpose) before, and ripped the *kitten* out of my pants trying to climb over barbed wire

    Now this story is one for the dinner table.
  • _DisasterDoll_
    _DisasterDoll_ Posts: 178 Member
    iMago wrote: »
    remember that whole TP shortage thing a while back?

    that was me

    The rudest.

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