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Dis me

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  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Whenever I’m falling asleep I see you outside my window but when I wake up and check there’s never anyone there. Are you shy?

    Me. And not shy. Just playing hard to get. Think I’m doing it correctly.

    You're doing a great job, you've even avoided my nets, pits, and poison darts. Color me impressed!
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Whenever I’m falling asleep I see you outside my window but when I wake up and check there’s never anyone there. Are you shy?

    Me. And not shy. Just playing hard to get. Think I’m doing it correctly.

    You're doing a great job, you've even avoided my nets, pits, and poison darts. Color me impressed!

    Experience my friend. I’ve been doing this for years.

    I mean

    You’re special. My first. 😁
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Reckoner69_lmao wrote: »
    Whenever I’m falling asleep I see you outside my window but when I wake up and check there’s never anyone there. Are you shy?

    Dis me, I ain't shy. I just like to watch. I'm always there. Under your bed right now. 🤫
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    You’ve got an amazing wit and a killer smile, I just wish you trusted me enough to give me the key to these handcuffs
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    IDGAF

    I wish this was me...and I'm trying to learn...gettin better tho!
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    IDGAF

    Dis is absolutely me! I used to give too many *kitten* but now I only use *kitten* where it really matters.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    You make me wanna take mind-altering psychedelic drugs

    like melatonin
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,506 Member
    hrichts wrote: »
    You make me wanna take mind-altering psychedelic drugs

    like melatonin

    Would you settle for Gatorade Zero in a plastic bottle?

    .... that's about as mind altering as I'm willing to venture.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    👀 I see 2 that might be me.. or not :D
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    sweet_ermengarde wrote: »
    most likely to sit around smelling vanilla extract and doing fortune teller things with me

    I (wish) THIS WAS ME
  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    I never asked you to come over. In fact, I said not a good idea. So you cant be mad at me for falling asleep and not answering the door.
  • Mr_Healthy_Habits
    Mr_Healthy_Habits Posts: 12,588 Member
    Can you please just let me enjoy the alien introduction to the apocalypse without having to turn this into some type of global warming vegan propaganda 😂
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    I don't know what I like more about you--the fact that you're 108.2m tall, or your flammable power breath that can cause fiery explosions, but all I know is that I just wanna wrap you up in silk threads and fly away with you
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Ethereal, vaporous, and always cold.
  • cowsfan12
    cowsfan12 Posts: 6,302 Member
    Vikka_V wrote: »
    It's "cute" I can't say 'dis' 'cause I don't want to "dis" someone (even if it's myself)
    ...(gosh I'm too painfully literal)...please someone beat me down with "relax, chill *kitten* and stop over-thinking *kitten*" stick

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  • PlentyofProtein00
    PlentyofProtein00 Posts: 3,684 Member
    you, with your brights eyes and bushy tail
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