Shower thoughts

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  • thereshegoesagain
    thereshegoesagain Posts: 1,056 Member
    I do art work on the the shower wall with my hair that's fallen out. Am I the only one?
  • MaltedTea
    MaltedTea Posts: 6,286 Member
    Well, this morning's thought was "Why would Pookie (dad) wait so long to tell me he was in the hospital?" since we spoke right before I was getting into the shower.
  • Miss_Chiev0us
    Miss_Chiev0us Posts: 1,592 Member
    All my shower thoughts lead to be gutter

    Same. Can't ever get enough of that shower head.
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    All my shower thoughts lead to the teleological suspension of the ethical
  • JessBbody
    JessBbody Posts: 523 Member
    This Flamingo razor does a much crappier job of weed-whacking than the disposable ones from the 99 cents store. There goes $10.

    But at least I'm saving the environment.
  • Gymnasticsgirl09
    Gymnasticsgirl09 Posts: 39 Member
    I found this one on Facebook … the opposite of water fall is firefly
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Shower ??

    .... you people really are the 1%, aren't you ?
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    All my shower thoughts lead to be gutter

    :o:D
  • MiNinaLisa
    MiNinaLisa Posts: 648 Member
    i use that cheese grater thingy on my heels in the shower so there's not so much blood
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    Showering is good, and I wish more people did it more frequently, including washing their hair...I get you paid a lot for your dye job, whatever - but if your hair stinks - you're not showering right
  • Vikka_V
    Vikka_V Posts: 9,563 Member
    no one just cry in the shower no more, huh

    This is the best place, realistically, to cry...soothing, 'cleansing', (+time conserving, practical) and washes the evidence away somewhat too - but I prefer to cry (alone) in my car...less likely for someone to hear that guttural, wailing, heart-wrenched sobbing...not sure the shower can deafen that noise
  • brustmannzwei
    brustmannzwei Posts: 1,124 Member
    Clint Eastwood makes great movies but there is always one thing that is really fake. In Grand Torino it’s the closeup when he drops his glass. His hand opening up. In American Sniper it’s the baby. I forget the others.
  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Okay aim to get the shampoo on my scalp. Ooph...head rush stood up too fast from hanging my head upside down to get the back of my scalp washed. Oh damn...the razor feel again, oh well, I'll just skip shaving this time. Meh.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

    They can be very confusing.

  • fstrickl
    fstrickl Posts: 883 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

    They can be very confusing.
    It’s the ambiguous “repeat if necessary” right?
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    fstrickl wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    I just spend a lot of time reading the instructions on shampoo bottles.

    They can be very confusing.
    It’s the ambiguous “repeat if necessary” right?

    yes, yes it is; I'm never sure just how far to take it....
  • honeybee__12
    honeybee__12 Posts: 15,688 Member
    “Could they not have made this shower wide enough for me to wash my hair without hitting my elbow on the wall? damnit!”
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    I wish the shower was bigger
  • silverpl2525
    silverpl2525 Posts: 138 Member
    Oops, I always squeeze too much shampoo out of the bottle!
  • seepersaud
    seepersaud Posts: 5,759 Member
    washing my back isn't easy
  • Reckoner69_lmao
    Reckoner69_lmao Posts: 1,000 Member
    I can’t believe it’s not butter
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    Slide bar to 3:20 if you can't listen to it all

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GfJWqjoekow