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Oh.
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Sounds like I qualify. :glasses:0
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In for epic truths of nonsense.0
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Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.
Can I get that door for you ?0 -
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What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.0 -
What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.
Why would you go out with a girl with no *kitten* to begin with?0 -
What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.
Why would you go out with a girl with no *kitten* to begin with?
Maybe she has a good personality.
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Every man wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for him and then make him a sandwich when he gets in.0
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If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.0
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If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.
I'd like further details on this one....
please elaborate.0 -
Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.
What about women who smack their husband's in the *kitten*?
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I smack the *kitten* without opening the door, so I musta been doing it wrong.0
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What about women who smack their husband's in the *kitten*?0
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Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.
I prefer a reach around0 -
If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.
Haha, true story.0
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