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klemro
klemro Posts: 156 Member
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Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.

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  • TyTy76
    TyTy76 Posts: 1,761 Member
    Oh.

    Okay.
  • robdel302
    robdel302 Posts: 292 Member
    Sounds like I qualify. :glasses:
  • InForBacon
    InForBacon Posts: 1,508 Member
    In for epic truths of nonsense.
  • Excuse_less
    Excuse_less Posts: 874 Member
    Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.

    Can I get that door for you ? ;)
  • skullshank
    skullshank Posts: 4,323 Member
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  • letmebangbro
    letmebangbro Posts: 213 Member
    What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
    Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
    Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.

    Why would you go out with a girl with no *kitten* to begin with?
  • letmebangbro
    letmebangbro Posts: 213 Member
    What if she doesn't squat and has no *kitten*?
    Aint nobody want to slap pancakes.

    Why would you go out with a girl with no *kitten* to begin with?

    Maybe she has a good personality.
    :)
  • SoonToBeShreddedBrah
    SoonToBeShreddedBrah Posts: 206
    Every man wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for him and then make him a sandwich when he gets in.
  • Sarahs2576
    Sarahs2576 Posts: 418 Member
    If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.
  • letmebangbro
    letmebangbro Posts: 213 Member
    If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.

    I'd like further details on this one....
    please elaborate.
  • WendyTerry420
    WendyTerry420 Posts: 13,274 Member
    Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.

    What about women who smack their husband's in the *kitten*?

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  • Hexahedra
    Hexahedra Posts: 894 Member
    I smack the *kitten* without opening the door, so I musta been doing it wrong.
  • Rado_SVK
    Rado_SVK Posts: 442 Member
    What about women who smack their husband's in the *kitten*?
    No problems with that..she can squeeze too if she feels like :laugh:
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    Every woman wants a polite ****. Someone who will open the door for her and then smack that *kitten* on the way in the door.

    I prefer a reach around
  • funforsports
    funforsports Posts: 2,656 Member
    If she has the energy to make you a sandwich you don't deserve it.

    Haha, true story.

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