Neighbours from ...Heck...👿

amorfati601070
amorfati601070 Posts: 2,890 Member
Share your stories.

Used to have this recluse couple houses down the street. Would rev up his chainsaw every morning around 4AM and would put hang nooses out on display hanging from this weird contraption in his backyard. Miss ya Tex!

Also, how well do you know your neighbours?

Yep.

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  • Yoshiboobs
    Yoshiboobs Posts: 1,090 Member
    My old neighbors sold drugs and one time someone did a drive by shooting. 🤷🏻‍♀️
    Some other place I lived got shot up too and I'm pretty sure someone died.
    I've never gotten to know any of my neighbors.
  • Yannaove
    Yannaove Posts: 5,185 Member
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  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    @SuzySunshine99

    There's a neighbor down the lane who has a cat house instead of a chicken coop. She has cats cooped up in there and they've never been out of there for any fresh air or exercise. I hate it. Just plain nuttier than a fruitcake. Everyone has called the authorities to no avail. Every cat has their shots and their own cage. OMG, makes me sick as I write this. She keeps them in the chicken coop and they have never ever been out of there.

    The elderly woman is sick but the new caregiver is allergic to cats. All of the cats were recently removed. This has been going on for years and years. I can't handle cruelty to animals or critters. There must have been 20 or 30 cats in there.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    Hmmm, some of my neighbors have dogs and a couple of them allow their dogs to use another neighbor's yard for their poop spot. I feel bad for the neighbor who has poop all over his lawn. :(

    BUT he's also the neighbor from hell, to me. :) I've shared thoughts about him before. I don't think I've shared these 2 though; one day he came over disgruntled because his shoes and clothes smelled of skunk...right after he had sat down on my new couch. WTF And so many times his topic of conversation revolves around his health, as do a lot of elderly people which I understand and do try to be sympathetic. BUT he goes into lots of detail about his colostomy. Eek. :(
  • RAinWA
    RAinWA Posts: 1,980 Member
    My one neighbor is a great guy. Offered to shovel snow and go to the grocery store for us after my husband had a stroke some years ago. Does the elderly neighbor's yard just to be nice. Is always cheerful and pleasant. AND he keeps a perfectly manicured yard all year long - it is gorgeous and decorated for the season with cute planters and assorted statues. I actually saw him out there the other day with scissors trimming up around his walkway. Puts my yard to shame. I really hate my neighbor. :D
  • Diatonic12
    Diatonic12 Posts: 32,344 Member
    @Motorsheen The half has not been told.

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  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    I'm at the end of my street so I only have one close neighbour. When I moved in there was a lovely older couple next door, friendly but not intrusive, and meticulous about their house and yard. I would see her out in her garden at 6 AM and she'd be sweeping at the curb when I drove off to work.

    The husband became terminally ill and they decided to sell the house. It was sold to another older couple who moved their son and his wife and kids into it.

    The back yard soon looked like a landfill site. I swear every bit of scrap metal in town lived in that yard at one point. The dad would show up once a year and make the son clean it up but that didn't last long. He likes to store junk in the front yard too, there was a mattress standing upright at the front door for a few months.

    Every now and then he has some kind of temper tantrum and hurls metal debris into my yard. I have to walk it inspecting for hazards before I can mow because some of it has been large enough to screw up my mower. When he had a dog he'd also throw dog feces in my yard. No idea how often that happened since I have two dogs of my own, but they certainly weren't flying up to crap on top of fences and border walls.

    The best part is that he's a coke dealer. Pretty low level, middle-class, under the radar coke dealer so he's evaded legal consequences quite successfully. The wife took the kids and left. The parents continue to enable him by allowing him to live there but their asset has depreciated so badly since he moved in they'll never get their money back now.
  • ReenieHJ
    ReenieHJ Posts: 9,724 Member
    @ythannah Oh my :( I think you win for one of the top ten worst neighbor awards. :(
    I am so sorry you have to deal with that $H!t, literally and figuratively.
  • GabiV125
    GabiV125 Posts: 3,128 Member
    When my daughter was in kindergarten, new neighbors moved in and their son was in her class. One Sunday morning beginning of winter, the kid knocked at my door in bare feet, crying that he woke up and nobody was home. Got him in, put some clothes on him and left a note on their door about where he is. Mother came 4hours later and said she left the kid with her sister and the sister promised she won’t leave until they came back. A month later the sister came to offer babysitting services 😂😂 and was shocked when we refused.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    Bless your hearts.

    Neighbors can be the worst. I prefer them to be the better part of a mile away.

    ...... it just turns Trick-or-Treat night into a half-marathon.
  • CacoEther
    CacoEther Posts: 2,465 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bless your hearts.

    Neighbors can be the worst. I prefer them to be the better part of a mile away.

    ...... it just turns Trick-or-Treat night into a half-marathon.

    Not if the local fire station grills burgers and offers hay rides to the kids
  • ythannah
    ythannah Posts: 4,371 Member
    ReenieHJ wrote: »
    @ythannah Oh my :( I think you win for one of the top ten worst neighbor awards. :(
    I am so sorry you have to deal with that $H!t, literally and figuratively.

    Well I don't have drive-by shootings and at least he doesn't come over, hang out and talk about his health issues. :D

    We do have drug gang related homicides here though. His truck and the SO's truck are the same make and colour, just the SO's truck is a year younger. There have been times the SO's truck has sat in my driveway when he's been away for work and it's always made me a little nervous that somebody would plan a hit on the neighbour but the doofus would get confused between the houses because of the similar trucks and shoot up MY house by mistake.

    One time he was hanging out the door of his truck at a really weird angle and not moving (I think he was doing something in the back seat) for so long, I was convinced somebody had come by and shot him, left his body dangling out there. I was even planning a celebratory cake and everything. It was really disappointing when he moved.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    CacoEther wrote: »
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    Bless your hearts.

    Neighbors can be the worst. I prefer them to be the better part of a mile away.

    ...... it just turns Trick-or-Treat night into a half-marathon.

    Not if the local fire station grills burgers and offers hay rides to the kids

    @CacoEther


    .... why do I hear the theme song of "Green Acres" as the soundtrack to this post ??