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Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz
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Happy Halloween!
The scenario: You're casting for your new slasher film, "Halloween Party Massacre 17"
Cast five MFP folks, including their costumes, and of COURSE one of them has to be designated as the "Final girl" (this is 2020 tho so obviously the final girl can be a guy, come on, we're having fun)
Keep it board-appropriate and all that
The scenario: You're casting for your new slasher film, "Halloween Party Massacre 17"
Cast five MFP folks, including their costumes, and of COURSE one of them has to be designated as the "Final girl" (this is 2020 tho so obviously the final girl can be a guy, come on, we're having fun)
Keep it board-appropriate and all that
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@sweet_ermengarde - as the nerdy librarian who goes missing early in the first act, is suspected of being the killer herself, but they find her as a victim later in the movie. minimal dialogue. heavily buttoned down outfit with shawl. wears glasses
@CacoEther - as the sarcastic "funny" girl who inadvertently bumps into the killer late in the movie, but thinks its actually one of her friends just playing a prank on her. gets killed after running upstairs and trying to hide in a closet. wearing ratty pajama bottoms.
@Reckoner69_lmao - as the clever geek who knows all about horror movies and how to survive, gets "killed" at the end, but it was a fakeout, and he actually survives to give a thumbs up at the end as he gets hauled off in the ambulance. returns in the sequel. fan favorite.
@Vikka_V - cheerleader. gets drunk at the party and wanders outside to investigate a strange noise. doesn't return. cheerleader outfit obviously.
@Motorsheen - the harbinger, the "crazy" dude who warns all those stupid kids not to go into the woods at the beginning of the movie. they should've listened. survives for the sequel. wearing hawaiian shirt and cargo shorts.
@kinetixtrainer2 - the town sheriff. leads manhunt to find killer throughout the movie. somehow ends up in less clothing as the movie goes on to the delight of the female viewers. survives but is injured and ends up with wicked cool scar across the cheek.
@Miss_Chiev0us - the mysterious lady who lives on the outskirts of town and seemingly knows more than anybody else about whats going on. like Betty White in Lake Placid. short role but funny and memorable. survives.
i actually don't know if we have a "survivor girl" here anywhere sadly- but ideally it needs to be someone who doesn't drink or do drugs and has a somewhat mysterious past where like her marine father taught her a bunch of cool survival tricks that she uses to outwit the killer.8 -
@iMago - the Jock who comes dressed as the Joker
@MelG7777 is the bad girl and she’s dressed half-heartedly as Catwoman. She is new in town and hates this godforsaken dump and is just hoping to score some H
@KickassAmazon76 is cast as the skeptic dressed as sexy Freddy Krueger
@_Miss_Chievous and @Motorsheen are cast as the randy couple and come dressed as Bambi and the Hunter and boy are they acting out the part
They arrive at a sketchy cabin in the woods decorated with halloweeny *kitten*
The jock hits on the bad girl and they sneak off to the forest where they make out immediately because character development is for the birds. She feels him up and finds her coveted drug of choice in his pocket. He tells her no maybe later because plot holes. She seductively gets on her knees while looking at him, and as she opens his zipper and gets to work, she hears a strange squelching sound. She sees his head slowly lean forward, then fall off entirely. She screams and then runs into the dark forest to hide behind a tiny tree. Long pauses, she breathes a lot, runs some more, suddenly remember she needs what’s in his pocket and decided to risk her life further to get it.
Inside, skeptical sexy freddy krueger is trying to drink punch without stabbing her eyes out. She looks around in dismay at the stupid party and sees the hunter and bambi being gross in the corner. One extremely dramatic eyeroll later and she leaves the party and heads out to her car. She mutters something about hating halloween ever since that time her dad played that elaborate prank. Like people do when they lack character development. She grabs the handle of her car but her hand slips off. What? What is this strange slippery red substance preventing me from getting a proper grip? Oh its *sniffsniff* blood. *slightly nervous glance around, then bravado* “I know you’re out there, whoever you are. I’m not an idiot”
Several predictably lame lines later she sees the bad girl in a bloody heap in her car. She screams and runs back in the house. People are milling around and bambi is still getting unreasonably assaulted in the corner. The skeptic insists the prankster fess up. Everyone looks around emotionlessly. The hunter and bambi, now bored with being watched, sneak away to a bedroom to commence some extremely mundane missionary.
They’re probably killed like with a harpoon or something
In an unusual twist usually reserved only for the scariest slasher movies, the skeptic is the final girl. OR IS SHE THE KILLER nobody is really left to know for sure and its left unresolved so there can be a dozen sequels5 -
@iMago - the Jock who comes dressed as the Joker
@MelG7777 is the bad girl and she’s dressed half-heartedly as Catwoman. She is new in town and hates this godforsaken dump and is just hoping to score some H
@KickassAmazon76 is cast as the skeptic dressed as sexy Freddy Krueger
@_Miss_Chievous and @Motorsheen are cast as the randy couple and come dressed as Bambi and the Hunter and boy are they acting out the part
They arrive at a sketchy cabin in the woods decorated with halloweeny *kitten*
The jock hits on the bad girl and they sneak off to the forest where they make out immediately because character development is for the birds. She feels him up and finds her coveted drug of choice in his pocket. He tells her no maybe later because plot holes. She seductively gets on her knees while looking at him, and as she opens his zipper and gets to work, she hears a strange squelching sound. She sees his head slowly lean forward, then fall off entirely. She screams and then runs into the dark forest to hide behind a tiny tree. Long pauses, she breathes a lot, runs some more, suddenly remember she needs what’s in his pocket and decided to risk her life further to get it.
Inside, skeptical sexy freddy krueger is trying to drink punch without stabbing her eyes out. She looks around in dismay at the stupid party and sees the hunter and bambi being gross in the corner. One extremely dramatic eyeroll later and she leaves the party and heads out to her car. She mutters something about hating halloween ever since that time her dad played that elaborate prank. Like people do when they lack character development. She grabs the handle of her car but her hand slips off. What? What is this strange slippery red substance preventing me from getting a proper grip? Oh its *sniffsniff* blood. *slightly nervous glance around, then bravado* “I know you’re out there, whoever you are. I’m not an idiot”
Several predictably lame lines later she sees the bad girl in a bloody heap in her car. She screams and runs back in the house. People are milling around and bambi is still getting unreasonably assaulted in the corner. The skeptic insists the prankster fess up. Everyone looks around emotionlessly. The hunter and bambi, now bored with being watched, sneak away to a bedroom to commence some extremely mundane missionary.
They’re probably killed like with a harpoon or something
In an unusual twist usually reserved only for the scariest slasher movies, the skeptic is the final girl. OR IS SHE THE KILLER nobody is really left to know for sure and its left unresolved so there can be a dozen sequels
Omfg....this made me laugh so much. The best. Please someone tell me I wasn’t really dead and it was just a decoy or something.
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@iMago - the Jock who comes dressed as the Joker
@MelG7777 is the bad girl and she’s dressed half-heartedly as Catwoman. She is new in town and hates this godforsaken dump and is just hoping to score some H
@KickassAmazon76 is cast as the skeptic dressed as sexy Freddy Krueger
@_Miss_Chievous and @Motorsheen are cast as the randy couple and come dressed as Bambi and the Hunter and boy are they acting out the part
They arrive at a sketchy cabin in the woods decorated with halloweeny *kitten*
The jock hits on the bad girl and they sneak off to the forest where they make out immediately because character development is for the birds. She feels him up and finds her coveted drug of choice in his pocket. He tells her no maybe later because plot holes. She seductively gets on her knees while looking at him, and as she opens his zipper and gets to work, she hears a strange squelching sound. She sees his head slowly lean forward, then fall off entirely. She screams and then runs into the dark forest to hide behind a tiny tree. Long pauses, she breathes a lot, runs some more, suddenly remember she needs what’s in his pocket and decided to risk her life further to get it.
Inside, skeptical sexy freddy krueger is trying to drink punch without stabbing her eyes out. She looks around in dismay at the stupid party and sees the hunter and bambi being gross in the corner. One extremely dramatic eyeroll later and she leaves the party and heads out to her car. She mutters something about hating halloween ever since that time her dad played that elaborate prank. Like people do when they lack character development. She grabs the handle of her car but her hand slips off. What? What is this strange slippery red substance preventing me from getting a proper grip? Oh its *sniffsniff* blood. *slightly nervous glance around, then bravado* “I know you’re out there, whoever you are. I’m not an idiot”
Several predictably lame lines later she sees the bad girl in a bloody heap in her car. She screams and runs back in the house. People are milling around and bambi is still getting unreasonably assaulted in the corner. The skeptic insists the prankster fess up. Everyone looks around emotionlessly. The hunter and bambi, now bored with being watched, sneak away to a bedroom to commence some extremely mundane missionary.
They’re probably killed like with a harpoon or something
In an unusual twist usually reserved only for the scariest slasher movies, the skeptic is the final girl. OR IS SHE THE KILLER nobody is really left to know for sure and its left unresolved so there can be a dozen sequels
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Okay...
@KosmosKitten is hosting the party. The decorations are on point. It's a good thing she just inherited this large cabin in a remote forest somewhere. At least there's a good dirt road with a rickety bridge to get there. And hurry! A storm is rolling in. Obviously, she is dressed as a sexy cat.
@cowsfan12 is driving everyone there. He's got a pickup and a tire iron. Ironically, he's dressed as a sexy slasher-movie victim cause he didn't even think he was going to this party, so he just threw some red paint on some old clothes. At least, that looks like paint. It's paint, right?
@Yoshiboobs Is dressed as a sexy dragon, at least that's the costume she told everyone she was wearing. There's been a gigantic dragon costume sitting stock-still on the couch all night. If the party wasn't so good, maybe someone would have stopped to see if she was all right. Or if she's even in there.
@S131951 is there and he's dressed as a sexy tree. Nobody knows why he's dressed as a sexy tree. He can't bend over to pick anything up and every time someone yells his name he spins around and his branches knock something over. He keeps making jokes about wanting to 'leaf.' Secretly, he's been concerned that something dangerous could happen, so that costume's trunk is lined with Kevlar. It won't help, though.
@tams_89 is in costume as a sexy traffic cone. Thankfully, she found some orange running shoes to be part of her costume, because through grit, determination, and some luck, she survives as the final girl!
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Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Okay...
@KosmosKitten is hosting the party. The decorations are on point. It's a good thing she just inherited this large cabin in a remote forest somewhere. At least there's a good dirt road with a rickety bridge to get there. And hurry! A storm is rolling in. Obviously, she is dressed as a sexy cat.
@cowsfan12 is driving everyone there. He's got a pickup and a tire iron. Ironically, he's dressed as a sexy slasher-movie victim cause he didn't even think he was going to this party, so he just threw some red paint on some old clothes. At least, that looks like paint. It's paint, right?
@Yoshiboobs Is dressed as a sexy dragon, at least that's the costume she told everyone she was wearing. There's been a gigantic dragon costume sitting stock-still on the couch all night. If the party wasn't so good, maybe someone would have stopped to see if she was all right. Or if she's even in there.
@S131951 is there and he's dressed as a sexy tree. Nobody knows why he's dressed as a sexy tree. He can't bend over to pick anything up and every time someone yells his name he spins around and his branches knock something over. He keeps making jokes about wanting to 'leaf.' Secretly, he's been concerned that something dangerous could happen, so that costume's trunk is lined with Kevlar. It won't help, though.
@tams_89 is in costume as a sexy traffic cone. Thankfully, she found some orange running shoes to be part of her costume, because through grit, determination, and some luck, she survives as the final girl!
Typical me, stock character. No lines.2 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Okay...
@KosmosKitten is hosting the party. The decorations are on point. It's a good thing she just inherited this large cabin in a remote forest somewhere. At least there's a good dirt road with a rickety bridge to get there. And hurry! A storm is rolling in. Obviously, she is dressed as a sexy cat.
@cowsfan12 is driving everyone there. He's got a pickup and a tire iron. Ironically, he's dressed as a sexy slasher-movie victim cause he didn't even think he was going to this party, so he just threw some red paint on some old clothes. At least, that looks like paint. It's paint, right?
@Yoshiboobs Is dressed as a sexy dragon, at least that's the costume she told everyone she was wearing. There's been a gigantic dragon costume sitting stock-still on the couch all night. If the party wasn't so good, maybe someone would have stopped to see if she was all right. Or if she's even in there.
@S131951 is there and he's dressed as a sexy tree. Nobody knows why he's dressed as a sexy tree. He can't bend over to pick anything up and every time someone yells his name he spins around and his branches knock something over. He keeps making jokes about wanting to 'leaf.' Secretly, he's been concerned that something dangerous could happen, so that costume's trunk is lined with Kevlar. It won't help, though.
@tams_89 is in costume as a sexy traffic cone. Thankfully, she found some orange running shoes to be part of her costume, because through grit, determination, and some luck, she survives as the final girl!
Typical me, stock character. No lines.
(coughcoughYou'retheKillercoughcough)1 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Yoshiboobs wrote: »Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Okay...
@KosmosKitten is hosting the party. The decorations are on point. It's a good thing she just inherited this large cabin in a remote forest somewhere. At least there's a good dirt road with a rickety bridge to get there. And hurry! A storm is rolling in. Obviously, she is dressed as a sexy cat.
@cowsfan12 is driving everyone there. He's got a pickup and a tire iron. Ironically, he's dressed as a sexy slasher-movie victim cause he didn't even think he was going to this party, so he just threw some red paint on some old clothes. At least, that looks like paint. It's paint, right?
@Yoshiboobs Is dressed as a sexy dragon, at least that's the costume she told everyone she was wearing. There's been a gigantic dragon costume sitting stock-still on the couch all night. If the party wasn't so good, maybe someone would have stopped to see if she was all right. Or if she's even in there.
@S131951 is there and he's dressed as a sexy tree. Nobody knows why he's dressed as a sexy tree. He can't bend over to pick anything up and every time someone yells his name he spins around and his branches knock something over. He keeps making jokes about wanting to 'leaf.' Secretly, he's been concerned that something dangerous could happen, so that costume's trunk is lined with Kevlar. It won't help, though.
@tams_89 is in costume as a sexy traffic cone. Thankfully, she found some orange running shoes to be part of her costume, because through grit, determination, and some luck, she survives as the final girl!
Typical me, stock character. No lines.
(coughcoughYou'retheKillercoughcough)
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@sweet_ermengarde - main character that wanders into a old book store looking for something to read this Halloween night because she's a wallflower and this is what she does at parties . Dressed as tinkerbell. Is both cause of the monster's arrival and subsequent heroine when she's the only one who can put the evil back to where it came from.
@Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz - evil book seller that gave the cursed book to sweet totally on purpose bc he's a mischief maker. Later on in the movie when sweet runs in demanding help because people are dying he gives her one cryptic clue as to how she could save the day but it's way cryptic.
@iMago - lives in a van down by the river and is wrongfully accused as the killer at first just because he lives in a van down by the river and would be the realistic choice if this world didn't have magical elements. Dressed as a drug dealer because he is one and that's why he's invited.
@Vikka_V - sweet's little sister that has the best one liners. Dressed as popular pop star of the times. Gets captured by monster and everyone is on the edge of thier seats as she receives small cuts and her screams are cut off to change scene to sweet making out with someone. Narrowly gets rescued in the final showdown.
@brustmannzwei - the cocky guy making out with sweet as an unlikely pairing given they have nothing in common but it's quirky that they get together. Dressed as Tom Cruise in risky business. He dies though almost immediately after the kiss fest.
@Motorsheen - next door neighbor to the party house and yells at the kids to get off his lawn. He's another suspect just because he's cranky. He dies but not before calling the cops to complain about the noise from the party.
@kinetixtrainer2 - the cop that checks on the party after Motor called in the complaint. Accepts lame excuses and asks everyone to be a little quieter
@CacoEther - Dressed as Hermione Granger tries to logically explain everything and is general non-believer. She gets killed somewhere in the middle and as a result everyone comes to the conclusion that magical beings are real and start focusing on how to remedy this situation.
@Reckoner69_lmao - evil personified, the magical monster
Not a completely fleshed out story and I was starting to tag everyone but it's starting to get over casted I think.5 -
Yoshiboobs wrote: »@sweet_ermengarde - main character that wanders into a old book store looking for something to read this Halloween night because she's a wallflower and this is what she does at parties . Dressed as tinkerbell. Is both cause of the monster's arrival and subsequent heroine when she's the only one who can put the evil back to where it came from.
@Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz - evil book seller that gave the cursed book to sweet totally on purpose bc he's a mischief maker. Later on in the movie when sweet runs in demanding help because people are dying he gives her one cryptic clue as to how she could save the day but it's way cryptic.
@iMago - lives in a van down by the river and is wrongfully accused as the killer at first just because he lives in a van down by the river and would be the realistic choice if this world didn't have magical elements. Dressed as a drug dealer because he is one and that's why he's invited.
@Vikka_V - sweet's little sister that has the best one liners. Dressed as popular pop star of the times. Gets captured by monster and everyone is on the edge of thier seats as she receives small cuts and her screams are cut off to change scene to sweet making out with someone. Narrowly gets rescued in the final showdown.
@brustmannzwei - the cocky guy making out with sweet as an unlikely pairing given they have nothing in common but it's quirky that they get together. Dressed as Tom Cruise in risky business. He dies though almost immediately after the kiss fest.
@Motorsheen - next door neighbor to the party house and yells at the kids to get off his lawn. He's another suspect just because he's cranky. He dies but not before calling the cops to complain about the noise from the party.
@kinetixtrainer2 - the cop that checks on the party after Motor called in the complaint. Accepts lame excuses and asks everyone to be a little quieter
@CacoEther - Dressed as Hermione Granger tries to logically explain everything and is general non-believer. She gets killed somewhere in the middle and as a result everyone comes to the conclusion that magical beings are real and start focusing on how to remedy this situation.
@Reckoner69_lmao - evil personified, the magical monster
Not a completely fleshed out story and I was starting to tag everyone but it's starting to get over casted I think.
yours is way better than mine
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@sweet_ermengarde - as the nerdy librarian who goes missing early in the first act, is suspected of being the killer herself, but they find her as a victim later in the movie. minimal dialogue. heavily buttoned down outfit with shawl. wears glasses
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Yoshiboobs wrote: »@sweet_ermengarde - main character that wanders into a old book store looking for something to read this Halloween night because she's a wallflower and this is what she does at parties . Dressed as tinkerbell. Is both cause of the monster's arrival and subsequent heroine when she's the only one who can put the evil back to where it came from
😭♥️✨😭♥️✨
i’ve never been a main character!!! this is so exciting
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Title: Halloween Party Massacre 17
Setting: Locust Forest Home for Societal Abnorms. Year 2027
Plot: In 2027, if you don't follow 'The Herd', you are considered an Abnorm, and are institutionalized for research purposes. Residents of Locust Forest congregate for their annual Halloween party. This year tho, they are being studied not only by their keepers, a team of caretakers, behaviorists and psychologists, but by an extraterrestrial task force looking to recruit an elite group to benefit their failing society...and the rest will be gruesomely culled. The ETs will infiltrate the Home, and engage with the residents in a series of "games" and baited conversation that will be the determining criteria.
Cast:
@iMago as "Anatidae Daddy", a legendary recluse - having given up all his worldly possessions to live with the waterfowl, he went against societal norms and was institutionalized for it. Usually only speaks in a series of honks or quacks, a morse code type thing that the rest of mere humanity has yet to decipher. Strong point of interest to the ETs. Attributes: has the adoration of animals and their willful compliance. Cautions: Don't you dare serve poultry for dinner - turns into a berserker at the mere mention of. Costume: A white sheet with holes cut out for eyes, 'a ghost'.
@Reckoner69_lmao as "Sparky", former behaviorist at The Home - Sparky believes he suffers(?) from lycanthropy and insisted on being locked in a clothes dryer (has ventilation, perfect!), on every full moon before his institutionalization. Attributes: Loyal, if he trusts you. Cautions: Cage aggression - do not enter his space. Costume: Handcuffs and shackles, prisoner.
@sweet_ermengarde as "Cutie" and "Sassy", the twins - between the 2 of them, they are able to seamlessly handle any situation...institutionalized for actually being only one person who talks to herself(s) in the 3rd person aloud. Attributes: wide variety of skills and hobbies, random knowledge. She(s) has an ear-piercing scream, and when she does it bends time and opens a portal to other dimensions (escape mechanism). Cautions: a thrower of anything within arm's reach when maddened - beware. Costume: A 'doesn't make sense' mish-mash of all her favourite items.
@KosmosKitten as "Catalena", who identifies as a cat - caught by animal control wandering people's yards pouncing on bunnies, staring madly at birds in trees and lounging on windows sills, was shipped off to Locust Forest. Attributes: For a "cat" is decidedly unlazy and can fashion anything out of anything - creative, resourceful. Conditionally immortal (9 lives). Cautions: if you get on her bad side, there is no going back. Costume: A queen, of course.
@Yoshiboobs as "Magica", believes herself to be a shape-shifter (or is she?). Has strong skills as an illusionist and was feared by the public, therefore institutionalized. Attributes: Can "will" herself to be any creature (or can she?) with her impressive make-up/costuming skills. Cautions: rager if Starbucks addiction isn't fulfilled. Costume: Fairy, with a bag of "fairy dust" she will blow into your face if she thinks your makeup is boring.
The gore/horror will be the ETs culling the unworthy. Picture a slow, torturous death, fingers and toes cut off digit at a time with a dull rusty saw, then an ear, then your eyelids, then drilling into your bones, then amputation from the other extremities up, while bathing your bloody wounds in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of hot sauce, all while their eyes are held open and they are forced to watch the entire 90 day fiancée series, alternating with Hallmark Christmas movies in slow motion.5 -
Title: Halloween Party Massacre 17
Setting: Locust Forest Home for Societal Abnorms. Year 2027
Plot: In 2027, if you don't follow 'The Herd', you are considered an Abnorm, and are institutionalized for research purposes. Residents of Locust Forest congregate for their annual Halloween party. This year tho, they are being studied not only by their keepers, a team of caretakers, behaviorists and psychologists, but by an extraterrestrial task force looking to recruit an elite group to benefit their failing society...and the rest will be gruesomely culled. The ETs will infiltrate the Home, and engage with the residents in a series of "games" and baited conversation that will be the determining criteria.
Cast:
@iMago as "Anatidae Daddy", a legendary recluse - having given up all his worldly possessions to live with the waterfowl, he went against societal norms and was institutionalized for it. Usually only speaks in a series of honks or quacks, a morse code type thing that the rest of mere humanity has yet to decipher. Strong point of interest to the ETs. Attributes: has the adoration of animals and their willful compliance. Cautions: Don't you dare serve poultry for dinner - turns into a berserker at the mere mention of. Costume: A white sheet with holes cut out for eyes, 'a ghost'.
@Reckoner69_lmao as "Sparky", former behaviorist at The Home - Sparky believes he suffers(?) from lycanthropy and insisted on being locked in a clothes dryer (has ventilation, perfect!), on every full moon before his institutionalization. Attributes: Loyal, if he trusts you. Cautions: Cage aggression - do not enter his space. Costume: Handcuffs and shackles, prisoner.
@sweet_ermengarde as "Cutie" and "Sassy", the twins - between the 2 of them, they are able to seamlessly handle any situation...institutionalized for actually being only one person who talks to herself(s) in the 3rd person aloud. Attributes: wide variety of skills and hobbies, random knowledge. She(s) has an ear-piercing scream, and when she does it bends time and opens a portal to other dimensions (escape mechanism). Cautions: a thrower of anything within arm's reach when maddened - beware. Costume: A 'doesn't make sense' mish-mash of all her favourite items.
@KosmosKitten as "Catalena", who identifies as a cat - caught by animal control wandering people's yards pouncing on bunnies, staring madly at birds in trees and lounging on windows sills, was shipped off to Locust Forest. Attributes: For a "cat" is decidedly unlazy and can fashion anything out of anything - creative, resourceful. Conditionally immortal (9 lives). Cautions: if you get on her bad side, there is no going back. Costume: A queen, of course.
@Yoshiboobs as "Magica", believes herself to be a shape-shifter (or is she?). Has strong skills as an illusionist and was feared by the public, therefore institutionalized. Attributes: Can "will" herself to be any creature (or can she?) with her impressive make-up/costuming skills. Cautions: rager if Starbucks addiction isn't fulfilled. Costume: Fairy, with a bag of "fairy dust" she will blow into your face if she thinks your makeup is boring.
The gore/horror will be the ETs culling the unworthy. Picture a slow, torturous death, fingers and toes cut off digit at a time with a dull rusty saw, then an ear, then your eyelids, then drilling into your bones, then amputation from the other extremities up, while bathing your bloody wounds in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of hot sauce, all while their eyes are held open and they are forced to watch the entire 90 day fiancée series, alternating with Hallmark Christmas movies in slow motion.
heck id watch that
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Title: Halloween Party Massacre 17
Setting: Locust Forest Home for Societal Abnorms. Year 2027
Plot: In 2027, if you don't follow 'The Herd', you are considered an Abnorm, and are institutionalized for research purposes. Residents of Locust Forest congregate for their annual Halloween party. This year tho, they are being studied not only by their keepers, a team of caretakers, behaviorists and psychologists, but by an extraterrestrial task force looking to recruit an elite group to benefit their failing society...and the rest will be gruesomely culled. The ETs will infiltrate the Home, and engage with the residents in a series of "games" and baited conversation that will be the determining criteria.
Cast:
@iMago as "Anatidae Daddy", a legendary recluse - having given up all his worldly possessions to live with the waterfowl, he went against societal norms and was institutionalized for it. Usually only speaks in a series of honks or quacks, a morse code type thing that the rest of mere humanity has yet to decipher. Strong point of interest to the ETs. Attributes: has the adoration of animals and their willful compliance. Cautions: Don't you dare serve poultry for dinner - turns into a berserker at the mere mention of. Costume: A white sheet with holes cut out for eyes, 'a ghost'.
@Reckoner69_lmao as "Sparky", former behaviorist at The Home - Sparky believes he suffers(?) from lycanthropy and insisted on being locked in a clothes dryer (has ventilation, perfect!), on every full moon before his institutionalization. Attributes: Loyal, if he trusts you. Cautions: Cage aggression - do not enter his space. Costume: Handcuffs and shackles, prisoner.
@sweet_ermengarde as "Cutie" and "Sassy", the twins - between the 2 of them, they are able to seamlessly handle any situation...institutionalized for actually being only one person who talks to herself(s) in the 3rd person aloud. Attributes: wide variety of skills and hobbies, random knowledge. She(s) has an ear-piercing scream, and when she does it bends time and opens a portal to other dimensions (escape mechanism). Cautions: a thrower of anything within arm's reach when maddened - beware. Costume: A 'doesn't make sense' mish-mash of all her favourite items.
@KosmosKitten as "Catalena", who identifies as a cat - caught by animal control wandering people's yards pouncing on bunnies, staring madly at birds in trees and lounging on windows sills, was shipped off to Locust Forest. Attributes: For a "cat" is decidedly unlazy and can fashion anything out of anything - creative, resourceful. Conditionally immortal (9 lives). Cautions: if you get on her bad side, there is no going back. Costume: A queen, of course.
@Yoshiboobs as "Magica", believes herself to be a shape-shifter (or is she?). Has strong skills as an illusionist and was feared by the public, therefore institutionalized. Attributes: Can "will" herself to be any creature (or can she?) with her impressive make-up/costuming skills. Cautions: rager if Starbucks addiction isn't fulfilled. Costume: Fairy, with a bag of "fairy dust" she will blow into your face if she thinks your makeup is boring.
The gore/horror will be the ETs culling the unworthy. Picture a slow, torturous death, fingers and toes cut off digit at a time with a dull rusty saw, then an ear, then your eyelids, then drilling into your bones, then amputation from the other extremities up, while bathing your bloody wounds in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of hot sauce, all while their eyes are held open and they are forced to watch the entire 90 day fiancée series, alternating with Hallmark Christmas movies in slow motion.
I would see this movie twice in theaters then probably buy the blu ray2 -
Title: Halloween Party Massacre 17
Setting: Locust Forest Home for Societal Abnorms. Year 2027
Plot: In 2027, if you don't follow 'The Herd', you are considered an Abnorm, and are institutionalized for research purposes. Residents of Locust Forest congregate for their annual Halloween party. This year tho, they are being studied not only by their keepers, a team of caretakers, behaviorists and psychologists, but by an extraterrestrial task force looking to recruit an elite group to benefit their failing society...and the rest will be gruesomely culled. The ETs will infiltrate the Home, and engage with the residents in a series of "games" and baited conversation that will be the determining criteria.
Cast:
@iMago as "Anatidae Daddy", a legendary recluse - having given up all his worldly possessions to live with the waterfowl, he went against societal norms and was institutionalized for it. Usually only speaks in a series of honks or quacks, a morse code type thing that the rest of mere humanity has yet to decipher. Strong point of interest to the ETs. Attributes: has the adoration of animals and their willful compliance. Cautions: Don't you dare serve poultry for dinner - turns into a berserker at the mere mention of. Costume: A white sheet with holes cut out for eyes, 'a ghost'.
@Reckoner69_lmao as "Sparky", former behaviorist at The Home - Sparky believes he suffers(?) from lycanthropy and insisted on being locked in a clothes dryer (has ventilation, perfect!), on every full moon before his institutionalization. Attributes: Loyal, if he trusts you. Cautions: Cage aggression - do not enter his space. Costume: Handcuffs and shackles, prisoner.
@sweet_ermengarde as "Cutie" and "Sassy", the twins - between the 2 of them, they are able to seamlessly handle any situation...institutionalized for actually being only one person who talks to herself(s) in the 3rd person aloud. Attributes: wide variety of skills and hobbies, random knowledge. She(s) has an ear-piercing scream, and when she does it bends time and opens a portal to other dimensions (escape mechanism). Cautions: a thrower of anything within arm's reach when maddened - beware. Costume: A 'doesn't make sense' mish-mash of all her favourite items.
@KosmosKitten as "Catalena", who identifies as a cat - caught by animal control wandering people's yards pouncing on bunnies, staring madly at birds in trees and lounging on windows sills, was shipped off to Locust Forest. Attributes: For a "cat" is decidedly unlazy and can fashion anything out of anything - creative, resourceful. Conditionally immortal (9 lives). Cautions: if you get on her bad side, there is no going back. Costume: A queen, of course.
@Yoshiboobs as "Magica", believes herself to be a shape-shifter (or is she?). Has strong skills as an illusionist and was feared by the public, therefore institutionalized. Attributes: Can "will" herself to be any creature (or can she?) with her impressive make-up/costuming skills. Cautions: rager if Starbucks addiction isn't fulfilled. Costume: Fairy, with a bag of "fairy dust" she will blow into your face if she thinks your makeup is boring.
The gore/horror will be the ETs culling the unworthy. Picture a slow, torturous death, fingers and toes cut off digit at a time with a dull rusty saw, then an ear, then your eyelids, then drilling into your bones, then amputation from the other extremities up, while bathing your bloody wounds in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of hot sauce, all while their eyes are held open and they are forced to watch the entire 90 day fiancée series, alternating with Hallmark Christmas movies in slow motion.
This is a masterpiece 👌 10/10 would watch.2 -
Title: Halloween Party Massacre 17
Setting: Locust Forest Home for Societal Abnorms. Year 2027
Plot: In 2027, if you don't follow 'The Herd', you are considered an Abnorm, and are institutionalized for research purposes. Residents of Locust Forest congregate for their annual Halloween party. This year tho, they are being studied not only by their keepers, a team of caretakers, behaviorists and psychologists, but by an extraterrestrial task force looking to recruit an elite group to benefit their failing society...and the rest will be gruesomely culled. The ETs will infiltrate the Home, and engage with the residents in a series of "games" and baited conversation that will be the determining criteria.
Cast:
@iMago as "Anatidae Daddy", a legendary recluse - having given up all his worldly possessions to live with the waterfowl, he went against societal norms and was institutionalized for it. Usually only speaks in a series of honks or quacks, a morse code type thing that the rest of mere humanity has yet to decipher. Strong point of interest to the ETs. Attributes: has the adoration of animals and their willful compliance. Cautions: Don't you dare serve poultry for dinner - turns into a berserker at the mere mention of. Costume: A white sheet with holes cut out for eyes, 'a ghost'.
@Reckoner69_lmao as "Sparky", former behaviorist at The Home - Sparky believes he suffers(?) from lycanthropy and insisted on being locked in a clothes dryer (has ventilation, perfect!), on every full moon before his institutionalization. Attributes: Loyal, if he trusts you. Cautions: Cage aggression - do not enter his space. Costume: Handcuffs and shackles, prisoner.
@sweet_ermengarde as "Cutie" and "Sassy", the twins - between the 2 of them, they are able to seamlessly handle any situation...institutionalized for actually being only one person who talks to herself(s) in the 3rd person aloud. Attributes: wide variety of skills and hobbies, random knowledge. She(s) has an ear-piercing scream, and when she does it bends time and opens a portal to other dimensions (escape mechanism). Cautions: a thrower of anything within arm's reach when maddened - beware. Costume: A 'doesn't make sense' mish-mash of all her favourite items.
@KosmosKitten as "Catalena", who identifies as a cat - caught by animal control wandering people's yards pouncing on bunnies, staring madly at birds in trees and lounging on windows sills, was shipped off to Locust Forest. Attributes: For a "cat" is decidedly unlazy and can fashion anything out of anything - creative, resourceful. Conditionally immortal (9 lives). Cautions: if you get on her bad side, there is no going back. Costume: A queen, of course.
@Yoshiboobs as "Magica", believes herself to be a shape-shifter (or is she?). Has strong skills as an illusionist and was feared by the public, therefore institutionalized. Attributes: Can "will" herself to be any creature (or can she?) with her impressive make-up/costuming skills. Cautions: rager if Starbucks addiction isn't fulfilled. Costume: Fairy, with a bag of "fairy dust" she will blow into your face if she thinks your makeup is boring.
The gore/horror will be the ETs culling the unworthy. Picture a slow, torturous death, fingers and toes cut off digit at a time with a dull rusty saw, then an ear, then your eyelids, then drilling into your bones, then amputation from the other extremities up, while bathing your bloody wounds in isopropyl alcohol and a bit of hot sauce, all while their eyes are held open and they are forced to watch the entire 90 day fiancée series, alternating with Hallmark Christmas movies in slow motion.
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but what part do u play ??2 -
Sophisticatted_Gentlemanz wrote: »Okay...
@KosmosKitten is hosting the party. The decorations are on point. It's a good thing she just inherited this large cabin in a remote forest somewhere. At least there's a good dirt road with a rickety bridge to get there. And hurry! A storm is rolling in. Obviously, she is dressed as a sexy cat.
@cowsfan12 is driving everyone there. He's got a pickup and a tire iron. Ironically, he's dressed as a sexy slasher-movie victim cause he didn't even think he was going to this party, so he just threw some red paint on some old clothes. At least, that looks like paint. It's paint, right?
@Yoshiboobs Is dressed as a sexy dragon, at least that's the costume she told everyone she was wearing. There's been a gigantic dragon costume sitting stock-still on the couch all night. If the party wasn't so good, maybe someone would have stopped to see if she was all right. Or if she's even in there.
@S131951 is there and he's dressed as a sexy tree. Nobody knows why he's dressed as a sexy tree. He can't bend over to pick anything up and every time someone yells his name he spins around and his branches knock something over. He keeps making jokes about wanting to 'leaf.' Secretly, he's been concerned that something dangerous could happen, so that costume's trunk is lined with Kevlar. It won't help, though.
@tams_89 is in costume as a sexy traffic cone. Thankfully, she found some orange running shoes to be part of her costume, because through grit, determination, and some luck, she survives as the final girl!
The things I miss due to a hurricane. And yes, sexy cat seems like my MO. Also, haunted spooky cabin! 1
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