MAKE ME LAUGH................

jdad1
jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
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I am just in the mood to laugh. Need a fun kickstart. So make me laugh people!!!

Pictures, stories, send me a message, jokes........whatever.

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  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    The other day, I had a girl tell me to give her 8 inches and make it hurt. So I gave her 4 inches twice and hit her in the head with a brick!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Just have to wonder if this is a true story or not. :laugh:
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    Nah. I dont condone domestic violence. In fact the only time I ever went to jail was for pulling a gun on a guy who was threatening his wife and daughter. Now that's a true story for ya!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    I go to prison all the time!!!
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    On the other side of the glass huh?
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    no glass in prison for the most part.

    Family picnics, contact visits, Skype, text messaging, domino’s pizza, ice cream socials, mp3 players, yoga, softball and football leagues, free soda pop, snack machines on the unit, free coffee, subway sandwiches, drama club......and so much other luxuries for the inmates you would not believe it.

    OK, now where is my funny stuff people? :)
  • Addis_Daddy12
    Addis_Daddy12 Posts: 548 Member
    Past, present, and future walk into a bar. It was very tense!
  • RaggedyPond
    RaggedyPond Posts: 1,487 Member
    When we first got to Japan we picked up a drink and walked around town with it. We realized later it was basically a beer and that we probably looked like redneck Americans.
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    When we first got to Japan we picked up a drink and walked around town with it. We realized later it was basically a beer and that we probably looked like redneck Americans.



    I walked the streets of hillcrest california the first week i moved to cali. Little did i know, until someone stopped, that i was walking the gay streetwalkers very common place to work. Yuck, not my style.
  • mperrott2205
    mperrott2205 Posts: 737 Member
    Today in the gym there was a woman doing leg raises on a bench. Good for her, that's an awesome ab exercise.

    However. What she didn't need to do was spread her bum cheeks every time she raised her legs. In front of the mirror. In front of everyone.

    Nobody needs to know about her itchy and un-wiped bum hole.

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  • Sparkle_Princess
    Sparkle_Princess Posts: 926
    :sick: :sick: :laugh: damn not a vision i want in my head!!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    just not getting all the funnies i wanted. Some yuckies but no funnies. wo is me...........:ohwell:
  • Codename_Duchess
    Codename_Duchess Posts: 2,042 Member
    Why is 6 afraid of 7?


    Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

    Ba-dum-bump!
  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    Why is 6 afraid of 7?


    Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.

    Ba-dum-bump!

    Very funny for us prison folk. :laugh:
  • Prettymisssparkles
    Prettymisssparkles Posts: 1,274 Member
    What has a bottom at the top?

















    Your legs!

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  • jdad1
    jdad1 Posts: 1,899 Member
    :happy:
  • ohenry78
    ohenry78 Posts: 228
    Two blondes walked into a bar. You'd think one of them would have seen it.

    /rimshot
  • DonM46
    DonM46 Posts: 771 Member
    An aggie moved from Texas to Oklahoma.
    Raised the average IQ of both states.

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